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Kkonamyguy t1_jeewpm6 wrote

This is such a creative way to threaten someone, I love it. Get your ass working OP

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kemaluo t1_jeex0ez wrote

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

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optimusbrides t1_jeeyf7f wrote

Is it one of those plain notebooks or an actual book?

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Zombie_rocker t1_jef3f7m wrote

I always wanted to pick one of those up for myself.

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co3078 t1_jef4fpu wrote

I was looking for one of those for an add-on to a Halloween costume. Unfortunately, the ones I've seen are over $100 each.

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carndees t1_jef60dt wrote

Might make sense for your boss to think you're dead, I can't see your legs either.

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EnragedAmoeba t1_jef69w9 wrote

Yo if my CO handed me that, I'd be giving my entire team the side-eye...

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my__name__is t1_jef99j1 wrote

I looked this up after seeing the post. I see there are a bunch of versions, but there was one on Amazon for like $6. Mailed it to my buddy with no context.

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apathetic-drunk t1_jefchqc wrote

Replying to kemaluo (#2,532,438)

POV: ur an untrained, poorly armed Russian soldier in Ukraine about to be sent to the front lines to draw machine gun fire so your buddies can go shoot the poor guy just trying to defend his country

^Slava ^Ukraini

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DinaDinaDinaBatman t1_jeffng3 wrote

considering your camo pants and boots I'd say this was a gift in poor taste.

however.. beetlejuice.

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zyzmog t1_jefmhpt wrote

That's one of those books that you DEFINITELY want to read before the exam.

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Antique_Egg7083 t1_jefrhl3 wrote

Just got out myself. Towards the end they made sure I felt dead inside.

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drbrunch t1_jefucif wrote

Handbook for the Recently Diseased...

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Foreign-Gap-1242 t1_jeg1qcu wrote

wow does this mean you are dead to him? eeek i think you can one up this with a fish in a newspaper on his desk or a horses head in his bed

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Gunguy500 t1_jeg2kan wrote

I read the title of the book, then was totally unsurprised to see that you're military.

Well hey, maybe it is a good read?

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trithumbs t1_jeg4ch8 wrote

“This book reads like stereo instructions”

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DashCat9 t1_jeg5euu wrote

Beetlejuice the musical is currently touring.

Go see it.

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JvD06 t1_jeg5k1l wrote

Recently deceased? Are you going to die yesterday?

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Spartan2470 t1_jegaf43 wrote

> A manual designed to introduce you to this new dimension so that you can adapt in the best possible way.

> In the following book you will find the following:

> * How to know that you have died

  • Advantages of being dead
  • Rules of the world of the dead
  • Activities of the world of the dead
  • Laws of the deceased
  • Karma and the harmony of the spirit
  • Ascension to heaven and tips to get out of limbo

> Possibly any decision or thought to which you wish to return, will be very late because if you find out it is because you may already be dead, without having for sure that when you wake up in the afterlife you will be the same person, much less have memories about that absence that is occurring.

> The consciousness that arises from being dead, manifests itself through a series of signs that each deceased person goes through.

> The cessation of life, is directly associated with ceasing to stress about issues such as stopping eating or going out shopping, in addition, the bill coverage is released, at the same time that you will not have to work anymore, that is death is directly associated with an infinite time with your soul, so it is a more reflective stage.

> The first thing that a dead person must deal with is the loss of fear, to assume his condition, and leave behind the materialistic vision because all that loses value in every way, because the physical spirit disappears with the arrival of death, then it is possible to advance to the world of the living without inflicting harm or fear to others.

> A manual with a neutral, formal tone that brings value to the reader and all those who want to have a more solid idea of what it can mean to enter the dimension of the beyond.

> *This book is not based on any solid scientific fact, it is only suppositions and should not be taken literally in any way, nor should it be taken with more credibility than the simple fact of entertaining the reader.

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Cpl2171 t1_jego36a wrote

Was there also an invitation to the pit?

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axisrahl85 t1_jegw4wv wrote

I got one of these in one of those subscription boxes a few years back.

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Sundaver t1_jegyf83 wrote

Since when did the military use Craftsman tools LMAOO get into your civis private

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QuentinUK t1_jeh0mqc wrote

Companion book to “Life, A user’s manual”.

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Sundaver t1_jeh21zk wrote

Replying to seesawseesaw (#2,558,760)

You are right I need to stop responding to people who can’t think nor research for themselves. It’s a fallacy of mine but hope to empower someone, at least one person, to do the same

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wimwood t1_jeh2zco wrote

My absolute favorite movie.

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