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moby323 OP t1_iuf0zux wrote

-Rubik’s Cube

-Popper toy

-Nerds rope

-Mentos

-Blueberry Muffin Kit-Kats

-Airheads

-Gummy bears

-Kinder Bueno bars

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thefartsock t1_iuf2q1o wrote

This is what it's like to be a house that gets like 6 trick or treaters max.

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ABena2t t1_iuf50f3 wrote

how are those blueberry muffin kit kats?

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bloodjunkiorgy t1_iuf5ha9 wrote

Me thinking I'm a hero for buying a box of full sized candy bars this year. Somebody always 1ups ya.

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SV650rider t1_iuf5mgm wrote

I like the idea of giving out toys.

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dasoomer t1_iuf8xq0 wrote

Can I send you my address for all the extra gummy bears and ropes? Children don't deserve them like a stranger on the internet does.

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hexguns t1_iuf9c9c wrote

So only one trick-or-treater this year. eh

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Stockag t1_iufa00k wrote

Wanna be careful with the kinder. It has nuts

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moby323 OP t1_iufb2hd wrote

I know but thanks for telling me.

I put a sign on my door to let me know about allergies and I have a couple of bags that don’t have nuts and haven’t been handled in an y proximity to nuts

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AnotherDrunkCanadian t1_iufdg3k wrote

Yo... thats a nice cutting board! Gonna be expensive giving those away too

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badgerj t1_iuffk18 wrote

You rock! Used to live near someone like you. Gave out full candy bars or cans of coca-cola. Everyone thought the dude was nuts. Just an honest nice guy sharing his joy and wealth!

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dragonbenj t1_iufhqao wrote

What’s your address ? We coming through

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profstenny t1_iufifc8 wrote

This. Growing up our house was set way back from the road, and no one new we were there so we would get the same 5 kids from church, so they got some baller home made candy sacks.

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Want_To_Live_To_100 t1_iufj50i wrote

I could put a couple thousand dollars on the table and say the same thing. Zero kids come to my house.

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ABena2t t1_iufjgb8 wrote

thanks.. they were appealing bc I love blueberry muffins and I love kit kats - but the combo sounded kind of weird..

my favorite Halloween candy - milky way dark.. they're amazing.. last Halloween was the 1st time I tried it - haven't had em since.. idk if they even still make them or if it was just a seasonal item.. I gotta look into that.. go stock pile em

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orangewedgeledge t1_iufkjn1 wrote

They're too sweet and taste like artificial flavoring. I mean idk what else I was expecting but i was still disappointed. The coating is that candy melt stuff which imo is always just meh. As far as other KitKat flavors go, I've liked matcha. Maybe it's the bitterness that makes it taste more balanced to me.

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[deleted] t1_iufma4f wrote

I’m guessing you’re talking about the Milky Way Midnight? They’re not seasonal, I buy them in convenience stores far more often than I should! They’re the only candy bar I eat anymore…now I really want one…

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I_mostly_lie t1_iufmfwc wrote

My kids don’t get this much on their birthdays.

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ABena2t t1_iufnzls wrote

lmao.. they're freaking amazing.. my wife does all the shopping so I don't really know what's in or what's out.. I don't even like milky ways that much.. last Halloween she got them in those mini size ones to hand out.. tried one and they were absolutely amazing.. by far my favorite candy bar.. wasn't sure if it was a Halloween thing or if they had em year round.. but now I want one too! lol

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MatthewMoDabz t1_iufogzj wrote

I feel like this is the only time it would be acceptable for a complete stranger to ask another complete stranger for their address lol. I'll trick or treat in your neighborhood for sure lol

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Thelastdoggo t1_iufrmc6 wrote

Mmmmmmmm rubik's cube. OP gives out the best candy 😋

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Benchmarc1 t1_iuft0x2 wrote

Nice. I could use another side table

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WolfandLight t1_iufuc00 wrote

And here I was thinking I was hot shit for doing full chocolate bars this year.

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jocala t1_iug114w wrote

I never got TV stands when I was a kid. SMH

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Adeep187 t1_iug1d3q wrote

Lit, drop the address

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moby323 OP t1_iug1e9e wrote

I think they are awesome, but the strawberry cheesecake ones are even better.

It’s definitely worth trying the blueberry muffin. It actually has a “muffin” taste to it.

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moby323 OP t1_iug1kf1 wrote

Yeah I’ve done that for years now. Glider airplanes, yo-yos, led balls, etc.

The candy is gone in 48 hours but hopefully the toy brings them joy for longer.

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ABena2t t1_iug1ul7 wrote

I'm on a cell phone. Texting has been a bad influence on my sentence structure. If I'm on a computer I type differently then when I'm on a cellphone. Just how it is. Sorry it annoys you so much.

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GlassWeird t1_iug2a2d wrote

Nice, this guy treat bags!

OP what’s your per bag unit cost? Mine clocked in at 3.71 with 13 items, I think next year I’ll have to splurge on push pops and kinder eggs to top it!

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BilkySup t1_iug2ipr wrote

We get at least 200 -300 kids a year. No way I'm doing this.

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johndoe1920 t1_iug2rp9 wrote

You obviously don't get 1,000 kids like we do

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comet172 t1_iug6n1l wrote

This guy is the santa clause of Halloween

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infiniteblonde t1_iug9ots wrote

What a score! This is so generous and fun of you. I’m sure the kids are thrilled to explore their goodies and the parents probably get a kick out of it, too.

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Pandantic t1_iug9qqe wrote

I love those blueberry kitkats!

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Quadruplem t1_iugasar wrote

Very cool! My partner and I both bought candy separately (and I went a bit crazy since I love Halloween) so we will have about 3 handfuls per kid to give out.

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SuffrnSuccotash t1_iugbxj2 wrote

I tried one just yesterday it taste exactly like the blueberry muffins you get at a gas station or on an airplane. Sooooo if that’s your jam then you might like it? My friend thought it was awesome I had instant regret

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AshDenver t1_iugcisp wrote

Blueberry muffin Kit Kats? Strange but I want the gummy bears and Nerds ripe!

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Kurtman68 t1_iuge3mp wrote

That table will be awkward to lug around for the rest of the night. But you do you.

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Gator242 t1_iugftx4 wrote

Yeah, nobody comes to our house either.

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patbygeorge t1_iugg1ug wrote

Kit Kat Blueberry Muffin? The rules have changed!

(I take this is not in the US? Where is this flavor available?)

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Tonz_of_Fun t1_iugg2o2 wrote

I go all out for Halloween. I make up treat bags with a bunch of candy and fun things like fangs, tattoos & slime. Haven't had a complaint yet and I'm hoping to be my record of 52 this year.

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sistermarypolyesther t1_iugg92o wrote

We do the same. Stickers, fidget toys, and full sized candy bars. Our ‘neighborhood’ is two streets x 1 block.

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spaceraingame t1_iugho8i wrote

You must get very few trick-or-treaters every year then.

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RiotNrrd2001 t1_iugk46h wrote

Hey, that paper sack of candy didn't smell like Halloween unless it included the aroma of stale popcorn. You didn't eat popcorn balls. You enjoyed their ambience. They're like Halloween air fresheners.

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whynotsurf t1_iugl6q3 wrote

I would trade it all for 2 king size Snickers.

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ishook t1_iugl9od wrote

Some Airheads here are hating on you, but I wish there were Kinder people out there like you OP. This is a nice Kit.

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Moar_Cuddles_Please t1_iuglj20 wrote

You’re amazing and I love the inclusion of the toys, but man do I hate those popper things. For some weird reason, even though most toys are made of plastic, I see these as a particularly wasteful use of plastic.

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ajk7244 t1_iugmvf5 wrote

Good on you. I turn off my lights and hide.

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Loganwaslost t1_iugrvc4 wrote

Address? Those nerds are chefs kiss,

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phiasoffia t1_iugtklj wrote

Growing up there was an elderly couple in our neighborhood .. every year they’d have boxes of hostess … Twinkie’s .. ding dongs .. cupcakes . Always the first house we’d hit up

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Nignuts t1_iugtpbb wrote

hahahaha "oh I give out sooo much candy, please praise me"

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BlueBlooper t1_iugtzeb wrote

Wow they get to share; I wonder how they’ll partition the candy amongst themselves

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lostwilfred t1_iugvlty wrote

Nice! That way folks who can’t afford to give out much but still want to be part of the festivities get smirked at and judged for “only” giving a few pieces of candy!

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ltethe t1_iuh12ww wrote

Hell yeah, I am always down for a new cutting board.

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artemklimov t1_iuh24gz wrote

I have been to 35 countries in the World (5 continents) and I always buy everything at the counters in supermarkets but I have never tried Nerd's Rope, Airheads, Blueberry Muffin KitKat, and that rose thing.

I tried exact this Kinder Bueno and Mentos. I also tried gummy bears from Haribo but not from Black Forest.

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BoredGoard t1_iuh8xnh wrote

I thought any house giving out full candy bars was rich. If I went to your house as a kid, I’d think you were clearly a billionaire living in a modest suburban home and then spread rumors of your obvious massive wealth.

But I’d trade those gummy bears immediately.

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steamliner88 t1_iuhaa05 wrote

Post your adress and I’ll drop by for those blueberry muffin Kitkats.

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lageymeister t1_iuhe2eq wrote

Op either has a McMansion or really long drive way

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GorchestopherH t1_iuhh9ax wrote

My parents get between 4 and 7 every year, this is basically what they do.

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Gadgetman_1 t1_iuhjsue wrote

Hm...

I was just going to use a bit of tape to hang my oh so very positive Covid quick-test on the door...

And keep all the candy for myself.

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Shuwayze t1_iuht0fa wrote

Lucky kids, all I got were some mini candy bars and sweet tarts. Kids now a days getting TV trays for Halloween.

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tias23111 t1_iui37u2 wrote

Dayum I want a free table

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dfc0972 t1_iui9jzr wrote

On my way, in need of a new cutting board.

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ISPY4ever t1_iuifn29 wrote

Central EU here. Only thing I do is shut the bell. I'm fun at parties.

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ArborDaze t1_iuiplko wrote

Nerd Ropes are the top tier.

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ThePoodlePunter t1_iuiyqn7 wrote

I'll give like $1000 to any kid who comes to my door... Other than my kids.

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gmcarve t1_iujf2hz wrote

We receive a little over 1,000 each year. Our home is relatively close to the entrance of the neighborhood, and the children are bused in from the surrounding area.

Hitting Costco early in the month is Key

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Davidstair3 t1_iujfuyu wrote

No one will care, rubix cube knock off will be lost under the bed by tomorrow, candy will be consumed and shat out and not another thought given.

True fireworks next time.

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