You can call the airport parking company and they can go out and triage the situation.

I let the shuttle driver know and he said he would contact someone about it. I didn't think to call the parking company, though.

I wonder if this will be one of the cars up for auction after it's determined to be abandoned. Looks like some front end damage, the window may just not work. Seabrings are considered to be one of the worst (recent) cars made.

Plus the convertible is a ridiculous choice for this climate. Maybe Jan got it in the divorce.

Called the parking company and they said unfortunately there was nothing they could do because they are not allowed to touch any of the vehicles

Lol I agree. It was definitely in pretty rough shape so maybe it is going to be left there

Oh cool! I’ll park in the middle of the road next time. Checkmate, airport parking.

There's no rules!!

You are smart. The shuttle guy is part of the same company and will call the right person . Helping hand award.

Edit- you tried. Call Olivia next.

I'll park right at the exit gate.

Where’s the JetBlue employee?

Marge: I thought you said the law was powerless.
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, powerless to help you, not punish you.

Hey speaking of airport parking, did anyone hear a Honda alarm blaring in the long term lot this past week (Jan 16-20)? I got back from a trip to a dead car and as soon as I jumped it, my alarm was blasting. Trying to solve the mystery as to why it died

Money to fix the hood or get some tired that arent going on Elmer Fudd bald? Nah.

Money to hop a plane and escape the PA winter gray? Absolutely.

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Michael Scott left his window open

they probably got something more reliable, something German

Honda alarms blast when the battery dies with the door locked. It probably died from temperature fluctuations.

> I'll park right at the exit gate.

Last time I was at the airport there were two cars basically parked at the two entrance gates. Both were stopped for a long time... thought something was wrong. One in front of my finally backed out (I gave a ton of room because I saw both were occupied with no one leaning out, was curious what was going on so I hung back a bit) and reversed out the entrance a bit. .. okay weird. I figure the gates broken, but like a good human I gotta try myself... gate works fine...

Still have no idea wtf both of them were doing, or how two idiots found each other at the right place and time.

Where's the flying shipping container?

The bag you put over the open window is worth more than the car