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ExtonGuy t1_ixja8cp wrote

Reply to comment by BronchialChunk in Lopsided star cluster may disprove Newton and Einstein, controversial new study claims. An uneven distribution of stars in several nearby clusters may offer evidence of MOND — a controversial theory of gravity that disputes Newton and rejects the existence of dark matter. by nimobo

Wait … bears are Jewish?

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fargmania t1_ixjsi5j wrote

Well they need a Bear Mitzvah first.

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janovich8 t1_ixl7550 wrote

Do they say mazel-paws afterward?

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BronchialChunk t1_ixmesxn wrote

so a polar bear walks in to a bar, goes up to the bartender and goes: can I have a gin..........................................................and tonic?

bartender goes: why the long pause?

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choke_da_wokes t1_ixk81jq wrote

Jewish space bears firing lasers at Kanye. No wonder he’s pissed

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freelanceMoron t1_ixkac2r wrote

Pretty sure they're catholic... and that the pope shits in the woods...

I might be getting that backwards though.

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