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Haha, I can control my actions, but not my thoughts.

Ok now that this is possible, the question is if the smartphone can mind control your brain...

No we are not ready. Back into your mental prison paralysed folks, soz

Yes we are, cuz we want brains to outlive our body outside of our body and still be in touch with reality.

Always the same, tired Doom bullshit.

BUT WHAT IF SOMETHING BAAAD HAPPENS?

Have to be prepared y'know...

Worst case scenarios are always considered.

And their idea of prepardness is "just not do anything new, ever"

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My fish are starving, let's gooooo!

OK , paralyzed folks be doing fat mama jokes in comments soon.

Your actions are just particularly pronounced thoughts, so you can control at least a subset of your thoughts.

Ready? I have waited for this moment my whole life

As long as I’m in full control and it doesn’t uncontrollably write down every stupid thought I have, I’m fine.

I was prepared to be disappointed to see the vast sea of cynical and dismissive comments under that article just like other tech articles that I had seen from popular subs before, but this time, I'm surprised that the comments are mostly jokes and genuine desire and support for the tech.

I was gone from reddit for a month, where is this sudden technoptimism coming from?

I think someone switched the bots from cynical to optimism