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TecumsehSherman t1_j5l3bwa wrote

Reply to comment by edstirling in NASA suspends efforts to fully deploy Lucy solar array by ye_olde_astronaut

"Space program shuts down! 'We just couldn't deploy the dammed solar panels' says former Chief Space Person"

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BLooDCRoW t1_j5l4pkb wrote

"NASA to declare bankruptcy after catastrophic deployment failure."

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hobbitdude13 t1_j5l7ra7 wrote

"We just ployed them so hard we couldn't deploy them." - NASA spokesperson

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amitym t1_j5lgpfa wrote

"What started as a monosaster has doubled into a disaster."

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myusernameblabla t1_j5njyzo wrote

"NASA Slammed into Bankruptcy by Capitalist Critics as Efforts to Fully Deploy Lucy Solar Array Come to a Halt, Global Economic Meltdown Imminent and Housing Prices rise yet AGAIN!”

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