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snorlaxatives_69 t1_jdhob6k wrote

Well they should tell Krissy to show the toes. Then everyone will back off

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GSPilot t1_jdhsmts wrote

Replying to snorlaxatives_69 (#2,335,177)

If you’ll recall, every one of the idiots that were in the pews during their un-masked services during Covid had a cell phone out recording their ignorance.

But somehow not one person had a phone on them when this “miracle” happened.

Not one.

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SweetSewerRat t1_jdhtbuc wrote

Brothers, they wish not for us to see the toes. Ask yourselves, who benefits from keeping the toes hidden? Summer is coming, and the sandals shall reveal all.

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ptparkert t1_jdhtwn3 wrote

Sounds like they aren’t toeing the line. They really put their foot in their mouth.

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enickma1221 t1_jdhvf8j wrote

Has anyone checked to see if backup toes are available? I still have all 10, but I’d feel way better if I had a spare.

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Shadow11Wolf50 t1_jdhymhx wrote

I just spoke with a member, though she goes to the west campus. I asked her what her thoughts were about it as someone who's a member. Even she's skeptical and agrees that in a day and age where everyone has a camera in their pocket, nobody recorded the event, and zero proof has been released since.

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fahmine t1_jdhzdi6 wrote

Everyone here is missing the point. If they show the toes, the government will take them.

The democrats are coming for your Miracle Toes.

someone with time and skill should photoshop a Miracle Grow bag/logo with toes.

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itsme_rafah t1_jdhzsph wrote

“We meant her ‘spiritual’ toes!” -John Lindell, probably

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Illustrious_Buy5289 t1_jdi1ys1 wrote

they need to answer our god damned questions i'm tired of charlatans these people need to be held accountable to society.

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GutterGrooves t1_jdi5v5f wrote

Trying to untangle the logic knot of the people who made this claim is breaking my brain.

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CaptainAricDeron t1_jdi726t wrote

Considering how world-changing it would be to provide simple doctor's reports or photos of before and after, I cannot imagine sincerely believing that the miracle happened without also wanting to share the proof of such a incredible event.

The fact that their response is "have faith" instead of "Here's the evidence, and we're thrilled to provide it" tells me everything I need to know.

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External_Staff_300 t1_jdi7amc wrote

Jesus wouldn't grow back toes because Jesus doesn't know de-feet. 😂😂... I'll see myself out.

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bussybadass t1_jdi7amk wrote

Someone should start a JRCsnark subreddit, I'd join so fast!

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2Bulldogss t1_jdi8w15 wrote

I wanna see preacherman, in front of everybody, legit cut someone's foot off, the crowd will pass said bloody foot around like a bottle of beer from the wall and while everyone is playing hack-a-sack with the foot, preacherman preforms the miracle and ol boy comes down and plays hack-a-sack with us with his own foot.

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[deleted] t1_jdiba8c wrote

Replying to enickma1221 (#2,335,990)

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.

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undecidedquoter t1_jdicc7p wrote

MTG will be making an appearance soon to sort out her toes.

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OmniFella t1_jdidemw wrote

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, dude. I can get you a toe by 3PM, with nail polish on it.

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Hot-Pea-9673 t1_jdio8mk wrote

Their pastor is from Cali who tried to resurrect a dead 2- year old

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ShroomHex t1_jdiy772 wrote

I'm glad to see a church finally recognized for what it is. Money hungry people willing to steal from those people that believe in something with all their heart. Religion is a poison and I'm glad to see Missouri folk are slowly starting to see that!

P.S. I'm well aware not EVERY person in any given church is evil and knows that they're lying and scamming. It only takes a few bad actors with power and money to control the religious. Look at all the TV evangelists for example.

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MisRox79 t1_jdizbh2 wrote

I was just getting my nails done and someone else in the shop who goes there said the woman was just too overwhelmed right now to provide evidence. Not too overwhelmed to provide testimony though…….

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chey_chey888 t1_jdizlsd wrote

Replying to mysickfix (#2,335,234)

Personally as someone who grew up in the church and has stepped away but still believes in God it would do the complete opposite to me....I wouldn't want to believe in a God who let's children get sex trafficked but is out here regrowing random toes

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huscarlaxe t1_jdj1dqq wrote

I wonder how they haven't thought yet to say Jesus told people he healed to go and tell no one. So we're not going to show the evidence. It seems like an easy out that any charlatan would know. By charlatan I mean of course the preacher at James River.

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CandyBoBandDandy t1_jdj9vib wrote

They're claiming that they'll be able to start raising people from the dead soon.

It's a full-on cult now, and they're not even trying to hide it.

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GSPilot t1_jdjai18 wrote

Have you asked if their services include penis enlargement?

I’d tithe a couple bucks for that…

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Odd_Cat_5820 t1_jdjhou0 wrote

I assume the pastor who healed this woman is traveling around healing every child in a hospital with cancer now. If not he would be an evil person.

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NotBatman81 t1_jdjqzud wrote

Until you get down to 2 or 3 on a foot, a toe is more of a nice to have. Your body recalibrates its balance when you lose one. The worst possible outcome is you look funny wearing sandals.

On the other hand, we have amputee veterans struggling with day to day life. People with birth defects that destroy their quality of life. TBI victims who have lost their minds. Loved ones dying from cancer or alzheimers or diabetes or some other malady.

This clown gets a cheat code to regenerate body parts and uses it on a fellow useless appendage. Krissy, wake up! I don't like this!

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MOF1fan t1_jdk5wrj wrote

Ate they doing penis extension miracles? Asking for a friend

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Puntamita306 t1_jdl682t wrote

You get a toe and you get toe and YOU get a Toe! Enjoy!!!!

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JH-DM t1_jdmgv8a wrote

Replying to hihellohi765 (#2,343,244)

I’ve been healed from the Flu- like, fever broke, snot stopped running- but the idea of claiming you grew someone’s toes back, AND refuse to show what would be an extremely easy proof of doing it, means they’re obviously lying.

I do believe in healing, but James River is clearly lying

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