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sourdoughbreadlover t1_jd61yam wrote

I need another finger. Hook me up.

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hardisonthefloor OP t1_jd62kk7 wrote

For real, if god is just handing out fingers and toes I’m gonna stop wasting time being careful while cooking or doing woodwork.

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sourdoughbreadlover t1_jd6330h wrote

I still have all ten. Just want another middle finger or to replace one. Not sure yet.

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_ism_ t1_jd7jzyr wrote

You'll have to get rid of one if you want another middle finger. Otherwise you'd have one middle finger and one extra other finger but both of them would be sharing the position of the middle. If you flipped people off with them both they wouldn't understand.

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Punkerkas t1_jd7haz0 wrote

Isn’t Goldfinger, the main pastor whatever his crooked name is, missing a finger? Why didn’t god give him his finger back too? Not exactly a toe but still close enough eh?

also form 13909 just in case

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sourdoughbreadlover t1_jd7kqg8 wrote

I have no idea. I mostly avoid anything to do with this church since I get cult vibes.

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