Jeff: Why are you two dressed like chefs?

Abed: We're cooking up new features for Reddit, Jeff.

Jeff: You idiots! If you keep adding and taking stuff away, the whole cafeteria is going to think Reddit is more unstable than they already do.

*Troy's fake mustache falls into the pot

Jeff: Reddit is fine. Just keep serving it and stop messing with something that works.

*Jeff leaves

Troy: I do think we should get the mustache out first.

Abed: No. I think it adds panache. The carrots are what's really throwing off the flavor. Start scooping.

Both: TROY AND ABED IN THE MO-O-RNING