I love that. Issued by the US House.

“Hey Bruh, is that the new iPhone?”

“Nah, it’s just a 12. Issued by Apple.”

“I useda have a droid, issued by Samsung.”

“What do you have now?”

“It broke so now I have this cheap POS by some Chinese-owned off brand”. “US House”.

“Bruh, that sucks! I hear you can’t even get TikTok on those!”