[deleted] OP t1_jab7cfx wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:10 AM

That’s the joke in our friend group,

winning a championship is = sleeping with a girl

Winning a game = when she agrees to go out with you

3 peat - getting a three someone or 3 girls 3 days in a row

3 pointer = 3 dates in 1 day

Championship player = whoever pulls the most

1st overall pick = the player of the friend group

And so on

link_the_fire_skelly t1_jab9mty wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:30 AM

I hope your girl leaves you and finds someone who sees relationships as relationships.

Relax she isn’t leaving me

I hope she does