I work at a hospital ICU with bathrooms we share with patients that all have those little alarm buttons. I was taking a piss and the button must have shorted out or something and a pair of nurses barged in thinking I was a patient in distress and saw my junk in its full glory.

It's been a month since it happened. One nurse can finally talk to me but tries not to make eye contact and the other still turns red.

Shit happens.