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Ragnarotico t1_je5p8p6 wrote

This Chad must be a really good looking guy. I can't imagine showing up to a date late, with dog shit appearance and in literal sweatpants, spend the entire time being obnoxious and talking about myself and still have a girl want to come back to my apartment afterwards.

Edit: not just any date, but a FIRST date. And also this Chad paid for a hooker to wait for him in his apartment for hours while he was on this date... so that when he came back he could have a threesome.

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AmbienNicoleSmith t1_je5u3n9 wrote

I think the use of “Chad” as the example name gave it away.

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binkies03 t1_je6mqo7 wrote

It's not like his name was Giga. I see no issues

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IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_je7hmuj wrote

When you try to set up a 3 way, with a hooker, on a first date…

I think the Giga is implied.

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DaveJC_thevoices t1_je7huiy wrote

speaking of names, just want to upvote all your comments because of your username alone. That is one of the best puns i've ever laid eyes on.

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LegendaryRed t1_je68qbl wrote

That's because this is just someone's imagination for karma

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MrMinigrow t1_je6gvmq wrote

As are 99% of the posts on here and on r/amitheasshole. I keep telling myself I'll unfollow these subs but some of the stories are very amusing

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PlsNope t1_je6pk8l wrote

This sub is even worse AITA. Half of the posts here are weird fetish stuff or bizarre sex fantasies.

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Mimogger t1_je7ff19 wrote

just get banned by a 12 year old moderator and you're good

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TheApocalyticOne t1_je6ad84 wrote

You underestimate how much people ignore when someone is hot

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Tacitus_AMP t1_je6wwgn wrote

That's the life pro tip here: date ugly people. Everything hinges on their personalities.

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PyrocumulusLightning t1_je7oprb wrote

Hot guys usually suck in bed anyway. Nerds put the effort in

When two hot people try to hook up, do they both just lie there waiting for the other person to do all the work?

OMG, that's what the hooker was for!

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pravis t1_je76crv wrote

Sounds like they read the post from the other day about a date almost turning into a threesome when the guy had a surprise girl waiting in the bedroom.

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BadDogEDN t1_je5qo6u wrote

It's ok he was at least 6'6" 😆 I'm sure if he had a white van she would at least given him the benefit of the doubt /s

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avt1983 t1_je6jusy wrote

Why didn’t he just get two hookers

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Onespokeovertheline t1_je78tqz wrote

He's bored of doing that. He was spicing up his routine by adding a "deep emotional connection" with OP

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Redhook420 t1_je6qkjw wrote

And this is how we know this is a made up post. A real hooker would have called her pimp up robbed his place while he was gone.

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beyonddisbelief t1_je79swy wrote

All the strikes and she still went home with him, Chad must be quite the looker. No wonder none of us regular Joes are getting matches on apps.

But how did the OP determine the other woman was a hooker as opposed to another date he double booked with before their date and just got out of bed from? If he looked that good that random threesomes seems like a normal thing to him, like Samantha Jones’ vacation neighbor in the SATC movie, he’s probably not paying for sex.

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ViolatorOfVirgins t1_je7cndq wrote

whatever you all say about him, he did dream high. i'd be dreaming about the lonely bj somewhere behind the bin, but he planned the proper threesome.

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Avaragan t1_je7gpaa wrote

Or how depressing it is that people can’t say no to situations they aren’t comfortable with.

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