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Key_Wallaby4604 OP t1_jdj5srf wrote

Reply to comment by InconsolableDreams in TIFU by being too friendly by Key_Wallaby4604

Yeah. Same thing I said.

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b4dt0ny t1_jdk7ec2 wrote

You should double down and go back and ask her where they went on their honeymoon

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HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jdkw2fz wrote

And if they ✂️.

I heard they like it when people ask that.

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b4dt0ny t1_jdl6yf1 wrote

Of course they ✂️. How else are they supposed to make babby?

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WarningLevel t1_jdla16r wrote

I also heard one of them will get cut in half, you can never be too carful when using ✂️ on each other to procreate

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Big_Man_Ran t1_jdlli2v wrote

Scissor me timbers

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Navin187 t1_jdnq692 wrote

Ahh, another "pointless" scissor joke...

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Mimikim1234 t1_jdmymv9 wrote

It sounds like they lose customers based on who they like. I would just go to another 7-11, than deal with weird aggressive behavior for questions that aren’t out of line.

On the petty side, I would be tempted to tell them I found another 7-11, and I’m sad I wont see them anymore, since they brightened up my day.

“The other one I go to now is owned by an engaged lesbian couple! I’m going on their honeymoon with them, and planning their baby shower! I’ll miss you two!”

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