HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jdkw2fz wrote on March 25, 2023 at 3:20 AM

And if they ✂️.

I heard they like it when people ask that.

b4dt0ny t1_jdl6yf1 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:08 AM

Of course they ✂️. How else are they supposed to make babby?

WarningLevel t1_jdla16r wrote on March 25, 2023 at 5:45 AM

I also heard one of them will get cut in half, you can never be too carful when using ✂️ on each other to procreate

Big_Man_Ran t1_jdlli2v wrote on March 25, 2023 at 8:27 AM

Scissor me timbers

RattleNoggin t1_jdnc53k wrote on March 25, 2023 at 6:06 PM

Similarly to how you shouldn’t run with scissors, you should never scissor with the runs.

M0t0rbreath t1_jdnga8y wrote on March 25, 2023 at 6:36 PM

Ok...that's enough. Now cut it out

RattleNoggin t1_jdoid3t wrote on March 25, 2023 at 11:18 PM

With scissors

Navin187 t1_jdnq692 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 7:47 PM

Ahh, another "pointless" scissor joke...

Mimikim1234 t1_jdmymv9 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 4:31 PM

It sounds like they lose customers based on who they like. I would just go to another 7-11, than deal with weird aggressive behavior for questions that aren’t out of line.

On the petty side, I would be tempted to tell them I found another 7-11, and I’m sad I wont see them anymore, since they brightened up my day.

“The other one I go to now is owned by an engaged lesbian couple! I’m going on their honeymoon with them, and planning their baby shower! I’ll miss you two!”

TIFU by being too friendly

b4dt0ny t1_jdk7ec2 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 12:02 AM