[deleted] t1_iwwkgy9 wrote on November 18, 2022 at 10:06 PM

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BaronVonNumbaKruncha t1_iwwmzau wrote on November 18, 2022 at 10:24 PM

The real life pro tip is in the comments

It'll be a pro-tip after this for sure ;)

More than a tip if you're lucky

Indulge both of your addictions and get a free Brazilian wax!

"Give me the damn nicotine you bastard"

Starts undoing trousers

"This is really low you know getting me to suck your dick like this"

"But baby, tonight the chemist gave me the suppository version"

Cutaway from trainspotting intensifies