I 31M and my wife 34F work fairly busy jobs. My wife works as a surgeon. She is highly respected and paid extremely well but the overtime she does sometimes is crazy. Anyway, after a long shift, she called me asking to buy a crepe cake, large boba tea, mint chocolate ice cream, chocolate biscuits, and waffles.

You may be confused about why this is a problem. Well a few months ago something similar happened and she wolfed down all the food with such speed I was flabbergasted. She shoved it down so quickly that I had to stop her from eating so she didn't choke. After that, she became extremely hyper. I'm talking about running around, doing parkour in our living room, becoming extremely giddy, and doing gymnastics. I said to myself never again and flat out refused to buy her loads of dessert unless I was watching her. For some reason, I didn't think of the previous situation and obliviously bought all the snacks.

When I arrived I said I was gonna take a quick shower. I forgot to take the soap I just bought for the shower downstairs where my wife was. As I opened the door this woman side-eyed me as she slowly shoved a waffle ice cream crepe cake combo. I quickly caught on and attempted to stop her but she legged it carrying all the desserts upstairs so she could eat the desserts in peace in our bedroom which had a lock . I chased her upstairs. I don't think she registered how fast I was going because she looked back and shrieked which caused her to lose her footing and she fell back on me. This would have been a romantic moment if she remembered she was holding a crepe cake. BAM! The crepe cake went splat on my face. There was a brief silence during which we both broke out in laughter. To be honest, it was quite funny except I now had an extremely hyper wife on my hands.

This is my first reddit post and any advice to make it better would be highly appreciated

TL;DR forgot my wife cant have too much sugar at once, proceeded to chase her up the stairs which resulted on the crepe cake smashing into my face.