Me dumb. Me no understand shit of this post

The word fart is forbidden since there's no shitting-in-pants-kind of things allowed and I had to think of something.

OP filled his britches with brown delight.

Blew the bugle of the south and all smelled its inglorious air

That. Is poetic…

> not everyone used MSN messenger

This is your FU. No one used MSN messenger, even when people used MSN messenger!