Oh, that’s nothing. My (Spanish) mother to this day continues to make horrendous blunders in English. Mostly while out shopping.

Imagine the following in a full sentence for context:

• Raping paper (wrapping paper)
• Orange Jews (orange juice)
• Turkey goblins (giblets)
• Testicles (witnesses, ie testigos)
• Robber globs (rubber gloves)
• Cheek pies (chick peas)

And many many more.