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IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_j5yymep wrote

My god… and THEN you doubled down… ☠️

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PocketOppossum OP t1_j5z4p4o wrote

Yeah, at the moment it seemed like such a good recovery. It was not.

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IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_j5z5kqd wrote

In my experience, it’s good practice not to use the word dick during the first 5 minutes of meeting someone 😂 Even if it’s just within earshot.

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406highlander t1_j5zgtwz wrote

Pro-tip - never meet anyone whose first name is "Richard" :)

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mcnathan80 t1_j5zot1r wrote

My name happens to be Harold Richard Enballz what's so funny?

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LadyBug_0570 t1_j60j8e3 wrote

At least it's not Biggus Dickus.

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406highlander t1_j60mbo9 wrote

He has a wife, you know. Do you want to know her name?

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LadyBug_0570 t1_j611md2 wrote

Presses lips together with an "Oh God please don't tell me" look in my eyes.

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mcpatsky t1_j62wdeu wrote

……………. ………………… …………………….Incontinentia Buttocks

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fomoco94 t1_j60n5y1 wrote

Every Richard I've known was a dick anyways...

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TheEagleByte t1_j61hwtz wrote

Or last name. Source: work with a guy whose last name is Richard

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SansCitizen t1_j63jhep wrote

“Hi, my name’s dick!”

“Hi… uhm, sir… so sorry, I’ll be back in about 6 minutes”

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apextek t1_j600mnq wrote

So,.. your old friend now boss, you just told the food rep that he sucks your dick. Just bc Andy hasn't said anything doesn't mean there isn't going to be pent up resentment. Sounds like to enjoy running power plays on Andy. I'd be careful if you like your job, as you just put up huge red flags.

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PocketOppossum OP t1_j607moh wrote

You make excellent points for most scenarios in life. I'm not too worried about this one though, kitchens are a pretty different atmosphere. I'll update if they fire me, but I'm not too worried. This is not the type of thing Andy holds onto. Empty words won't hurt the man.

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StuckInLazlosBasemen t1_j60iubz wrote

Ppl who haven’t worked in restaurants don’t get it. It’ll be fine. (But do feel free to update us with his reaction??)

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PocketOppossum OP t1_j60joxt wrote

I mentioned it in another comment somewhere in here, but I went to apologize for undermining him in a professional setting. He said that he had a good laugh with the food rep after I "talked a big game then walked away looking like a tomato." He said both of them has heard worse, but he isn't usually left speechless. Then he told me he can't wait to check out the list I have for him with a sly wink.

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jakkiljr t1_j61tkls wrote

Does that mean you two had sex?

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PocketOppossum OP t1_j62bgu3 wrote

We have not had sex, but there is a running gag our coworkers enjoy. The basis is that he is a cuk, he watches me do stuff with his wife, and he does stuff with my girlfriend. Just to make sure there is no confusion though, This is a joke made up by coworkers.

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Fwamingdwagon84 t1_j60opu4 wrote

Yeah I've worked in restaurants for over 2 decades, I've heard/seen far worse.

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KetoKurun t1_j60rveq wrote

Shit I’ll say worse to the sautée station twice before the dinner rush hits

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Fwamingdwagon84 t1_j60sj5w wrote

Yeah I've definitely told...probably too many past and present coworkers to suck my dick. I don't have one, but yeah

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Gizzkhalifa t1_j61fqs9 wrote

This is exactly what I thought typical kitchen banter but infront of a rep ouchhh 😂

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neutrino71 t1_j60dpwe wrote

A lot depends on what image Andy was intending to project to this supplier/food rep? If he feels that you tarnished his image or the image of your restaurant?

A certain amount of banter might be fine in a non public setting but less desirable for others. If he's a friend apologised and ask if he's offended.

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PocketOppossum OP t1_j60f7hi wrote

We have already talked, and he said the two of them had a good laugh after I talked big then walked away looking like a tomato. I am sure he doesn't hold a grudge. This man will walk into the kitchen on a Friday night, and announce himself with "it's gonna be okay everyone, Mr. cuk is here, and I'll make sure you guys don't get fucked too hard."

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timeemac t1_j61441h wrote

Empty words!? So are you saying you wouldn’t actually let him see your dick any time he wants?? He might be more upset by that.

Edit: sick->dick…thanks autocorrect

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