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varg91 t1_j6hmq39 wrote

Like father like son

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PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES t1_j6ho06n wrote

If they are a sexually liberated couple they easily could be in open communication about your dads extramarital butt hole adventures. Still sorry you had to experience that bro

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Druss369 t1_j6ho5ja wrote

It was an honest mistake. Don't think you can mention him having an affair either because follow-up questions.

How did you see this evidence?etc.

Tough one!

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Fine_wonderland t1_j6hr8eg wrote

What you could do is make an anonymous throw away account on FB or IG or something and send it to your mom

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koalasarentferfuckin t1_j6htkcz wrote

I've seen this episode before. You should just let this lie and also be leery of any nefarious looking gas station owners especially if there's a12-year old with face tattoos.

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Mike_hawk5959 t1_j6htsc9 wrote

Was there a separate person taking those pictures?

Cuz there's a possibility your mom already knows....

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RealFakeLlama t1_j6hum97 wrote

You browsing porn - not a big issue.

You accidently rubbing one out to your dad - well, it was an accident, so dont sweat it... but dont mention it to anyone if you dont want to.

Your dad maybe having an affair? - you could easely ask him. 'Dad, i was browsing porn and saw you, just wanted to be sure if its intentional it online and are you sure mom is ok with it? Because lm gonna ask her the same in an hour.'

And just in case your mom is not ok with it, screenshot some of it and log it in case she needs the evidence. In case they are swingers or something, delete it after you had the conversasions with both if them

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Prind25 t1_j6hy1pk wrote

Replying to RealFakeLlama (#1,611,557)

Its probably the ass eating and pegging part that makes this conversation alot harder to have. Like he's not just admitting to watching porn, he's admitting to watching a particular kind of porn.

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yamahog t1_j6hyr8j wrote

I bet you just found your new go to video

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johndeerdrew t1_j6i061m wrote

This reads like bad incest fantasy porn. Thanks for a good laugh, though. It was funny, at least.

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Alien_lifeform_666 t1_j6i0kh5 wrote

Think how much worse it would be if you’d recognised your sister’s tongue piercing…

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Kvzvryv t1_j6i0w8n wrote

my condolences OP

but this shit is GOLD tier, lmfaoo

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WashGodMega t1_j6i2fyc wrote

Therapist guna be earning their pay on this one sheesh

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DorianGuey t1_j6i2msp wrote

This is one of the craziest TIFU stories I've read. Damn, OP, sorry. But what a hell of a story.

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wildmonster91 t1_j6i3gxt wrote

This is one of those things you keep to yourself and hope you forget it. Or just fuck it yes i did it and move on. Or always look back at this moment knoeing that when you do you will see these images in your head forever scaring you untill you die or lose the memory.

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Skyslake t1_j6i4izu wrote

This is the real downside on searching for local porn i guess, sorry for your new memories😅

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velifer t1_j6i4ux5 wrote

> but mainly go for females but like dominate females.

Ok, so. This is the only real fuck up here.

They're women, and some of them are dominant.

If you ever want to get within 1,000 feet of one, you'll need to internalize all that and more, and learn the difference between "dominate" and "dominant."

Also, stop being so concerned about who your parents fuck. Aside from the HUGE overlap between ENM and kink, that's just... really weird.

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shadraig t1_j6i59qk wrote

Get over it, you have been conceived by your dad's penis ejaculating into your mother's uterus.

We are all the same but dicks and fannys.

You should relax a bit and just remember it as a funny note in your life.

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AG246810 t1_j6i64xq wrote

I’m sorry you have made this discovery, I’m sure it’s disconcerting to say the least.
Also, thank you for sharing this story here, but my personal opinion is this is the wrong sub. You didn’t fuck up, fucked up came and found you.
Deep breath, hopefully it’s not as bad as it seems.

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CousinEddie144 t1_j6i6v7k wrote

Old man take a look at my life i'm a lot like youuuuu....

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d4nowar t1_j6i82fn wrote

> a few bananas later

Had me rolling

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dcute69 t1_j6i8xvh wrote

Was it good enough to go back?

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cat_like_sparky t1_j6i9xsq wrote

Replying to aaronhereee (#1,614,020)

I don’t think I could keep it to myself, assuming I was in contact with my parents, if I thought my father was cheating on my mother I’d feel morally bound to tell her. What if he brings home an STI? Or is spending their money on the other woman? I couldn’t live with that on my conscience.

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Paisable t1_j6ian8f wrote

This guy got "what if I jack it to family" achievement.

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aw5ome t1_j6ib08o wrote

Replying to velifer (#1,613,924)

>Also, stop being so concerned about who your parents fuck.

Personally, I think I’d be a little concerned about learning that my dad might be evil. Don’t see how this is a live and let live kinda situation unless I was sure they were both in on it.

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RealFakeLlama t1_j6ibpp7 wrote

Replying to tonyd75 (#1,615,354)

And the sex-pornoshooting-swinging-kink-dad dad would answer something like "noooooo... but if your mom started today id be happy for some og that red stuff" and OP would 🤢🤮😵😱

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MotorCityMade t1_j6ibuv1 wrote

Am I the only one who scrolled through the comments fully expecting someone to as for the sauce / link???

Ahh...reddit!

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JamesGarrison t1_j6ic395 wrote

This is why you don’t get tribal or barb wire tattoos. Which was it OP?

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snapIntern t1_j6ice4p wrote

people believe these random fanfics?

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