TIFU by burning my hoohah chub in the shower

Submitted by CheesyMoo23 t3_10hjycz in tifu

(First TIFU post)

Little backstory: -I am overweight, so I'm a little chubby, so I kinda have to feel to make sure I got all the soap. -Our shower is a tub/shower split thing so we have a basket that goes over the shower head. -in our shower you have to crank the cold and slightly turn the hot to not burn yourself, it's a weird shower

Onto the screw up So here I am in the shower, having a shower as you do, and as I was rinsing off I decided I'll water this hanging fern that my mom hung in the bathroom while I'm at it, two birds with one stone right?

No. More like two birds and one got deep fried

So I turn off the water and then realize oops I forgot some soap, I turn the water back on to rinse again.

Sidenote the fern was now hanging on the shower head basket thing, blocking my view of how far I turned the taps...

It got hot, FAST and it hurt like hell.

So I get out of the shower and as I'm getting ready for bed, I check in the mirror and the area is bright red and looks like I've been in the sun for too long. Literally a tomato now.

So now I'm holding an ice pack to my hoohah area writing this out.

TL:DR: Tried to be helpful, burned my hoohah chub.

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Blarty97 t1_j58xj8w wrote

Ouch! At least you didn't boil the fern. Your mom will be pleased :D

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harleyspoison267 t1_j5au21e wrote

As a fellow curvy vagina owner, I highly recommend a showerhead on a hose so you can detach it. You can find a basic one for cheap and the install is straightforward. Residual soap in the downstairs is super unhealthy (and just uncomfortable), and since we switched our showerhead I haven't had any problems. This also means you can check the temperature before pointing it directly at any delicate areas. Good luck 🤞

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harleyspoison267 t1_j5bkmsc wrote

Replying to CheesyMoo23 (#1,428,469)

Lol okay then, just a weird fluke. I have a similar issue in my apartment building. Both that the water level fluctuates significantly after any other nearby water system being used AND the oversensitivity of the faucet. So annoying.

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