I'm sorry, is this a piece of fiction you've put in the wrong sub? If it's not, you really need some help.

It’s probably a mix of both, or a whole lot of crystal meth

This happens to me like two or three times a day. /s

Yeah, this retelling is an abridged, probably more emotive than scientific, explanation what was going through my head at the time.

I've been drunk/ high before and this didnt feel like either of those things.

I know it sounds unbelievable, it sucks having cocktails with girlfriends how intensely my bad dating stories trump theirs

A visit to a mental health provider should be a pretty high priority.

What even is this

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But it's not actual factual? You do know a mystery van didn't actually irradiate you using some kind of x-ray beam machine? Because if you do, you really do need some professional help.

The fact that you still think you got gangstalked and irradiated is a pretty clear sign it didn't take.

What? The? Actual? Fuck? Did? I? Just? Read?

kinda the point of this post jives

So the FU is more "writing off untreated schizophrenia as radiation exposure."

Try the mental health route again?

What are you even getting out of posting the most obvious fiction I've ever read?

Find a new hobby.

yeah no I absolutely believe it did. I have recieved professional help, including a heavy dose of antipsychotics for three months, hasn't changed my internal stance on this matter whatsoever.

Please, go back and seek more help. You didn't get irradiated by a van. You're ill.

thats hilarious and I can absolutely appreciate how it would read that way. altered the title to suit as well.

but seriously even if this appears unbelievable I figure if the right person comes across this post to give me some actually solid advice it will be worth it. :)

bruv 🤣

Yes, the solid advice is go and get more professional help. I actually worked in radiation protection for a few years. You were not irradiated by a mysterious gang in a van. You were not targeted. You need help.

hey! If you specify which part reads as particularly ficticious , maybe I can explain myself in more detail . zzz

ok, I appreciate the insight thankyou. even if it wasnt ionizing radiation, there was absolutely the van, and my perceptual awareness got incredibly fucked up, fuzzy and distorted without ingesting any substances that I am aware of . It may have been an electric current or similar, I genuinely dont know. This is part of posting this here, if people who are actually familiar with that sort of tech may help to place parameters on what I experienced.

You definitely need help from a mental health professional if you believe this to be true. You didn't get radiated

You need serious help. Please talk to a therapist. I know you think this is as real as anything else in your life.

Let's just say this. Let's assume it is real. Even still, talking to a therapist should be in order to heal the trauma you went through and sets up a more convincing argument during litigation. There would be no downsides.

str8 up thankyou.

you're right. this has all been a complicated hack job to plug my soundcloud. @sugarandvelvet

I'm disappointed this comment section is less microwave puns and more people urging me to seek serious mental help. like babes, thankyou for stating the obvious.

Maybe it was just the van you’re buying crystal meth out of?

I am a pretty asf young lady, if I wanted meth I would be throwing it back in a trap den, not going near some dodge alleyway tyvm.

but seriously I work 40+ hours a week doing agri work with stringent employer requirements, if I wanted to get high on one of the most lethal and stigmatised substances out there I probs wouldnt be getting promoted at this job or joking about drug use publicly.

Based off this post it’s entirely possible that your beauty and job are also delusions formed from meth psychosis.

what were you even expecting ppl to say bruv, if you truly think this was real, you need help.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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I had a family member go through serious mental health issues like this, please try to get help, and please try to get off the internet. There are people who will tell you to lean into these delusions and it will only hurt you, and alienate you further from the people who care about you.

Please try to get help, I know it’s hard because you can’t trust the things your brain is telling you are happening around you, but please try.

It’s a particular kind of delusion, that’s been made far worst by the internet making it easy for people with schizophrenia and other disorders to tell each other that they’re actually real and correct.

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hey careful zucchinis. I left out a ton of background info for the sake of privacy, but there is obviously more context.

I absolutely have been hurt and alienated from the people I care about, because it was a hurtful and alienating experience.

Already, people sending links to potential technology this was, with potentials not as invasive as I originally thought, has eased my anxiety x10.

while im sure family engagement and support would be a positive thing in most psych cases, you cant cast the same die for everyone.

kow-towing to the will of my parents in this case was far more depressing than not: I moved back into a hoarder house with moral high-horsers on a dose of medication so heavy I could barely get out of bed.

I much prefer an esoteric existence where I preach how big pharma was originally created to boost rockerfeller petroleum assets, and openly proclaim to know how an x ray feels.

You weren't exposed to anything behind a psychotic break in your mind. The brain can do very odd things to a person, and you've experienced it first hand. Accept this and seek help.

As I write this Im staying at a freedom camp surrounded by white vans. I know and trust they are fellow campers having cups of tea or settling for bed. As I stated in the disclaimer, theres a difference between ongoing paranoia or schizophrenia vs. recognising an isolated incident

Did he say his enemies were after him and also ask to borrow money? Because that sounds a lot like the Tinder Swindler

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active denial system can do very odd things to a person too. brain is the seat of consciousness, no doubt. but sir, if you still eat krispy kreme or work in a cubicle, kindly hop off my dick in regards to touching grass

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