bolanrox t1_je9ujri wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:49 PM

do they get good boy points?

growsomegarlic t1_jeadzfb wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:06 PM

if they bring the tendie plate back to the dishwasher without being asked to.

so, no.

bolanrox t1_jeaedxs wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:09 PM

so thats why there is no hunny mussy in the Magic Kingdom

leadchipmunk t1_je9uts8 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:51 PM

If that's true, where are their Jiminy Cricket like consciences?

DavoTB t1_je9ze4n wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:25 PM

Heee-haw!

Mechbeast t1_jefffvi wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:50 PM

On pleasure island with the rest of the jackasses…

gweran t1_jeab70c wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:48 PM

In the original story when the cricket tries to warn Pinocchio he smashes it. So you know, corporations just try to stay true to the source material.

GroovyYaYa t1_jebws9t wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:57 PM

OH! Another one to add to my arsenal when someone tries to come at me with "I'm not racist, I just think they should stick with the source material" when BIPOC actors and actresses are hired for lead roles.

Like Little Mermaid. SHE WAS A MYTHOLOGICAL FISH. Also, when she got legs and feet - she was in constant pain as part of the price. She also didn't get a Disney HEA - she turned to sea foam!

Huntalot713 t1_jeb752x wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:12 PM

Is that you, Subway?

ACrossTown13 t1_je9u666 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:46 PM

Nice

TIL that Walt Disney World began as "The Florida Project". Dummy corporations were used, by Walt Disney Productions, to buy up 27,000 acres of land to avoid bursts of land speculation in the Orlando area. Early rumors assumed possible development by NASA, Ford, the Rockefellers, and Howard Hughes.

AudibleNod t1_je9pcdc wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:09 PM