TSAOutreachTeam t1_iu2dve3 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 1:16 AM

Contractors say the darnedest things.

rebug t1_iu2jz2q wrote on October 28, 2022 at 2:02 AM

All those nails and screws I dropped all over your property while building your deck are anti-ninja spikes. You'll thank me later.

Khourieat t1_iu4043d wrote on October 28, 2022 at 11:53 AM

Oh, so they ALL do this then?!

mx3goose t1_iu4h3ma wrote on October 28, 2022 at 2:12 PM

I can still find roofing nails from a job done two years ago around the base of my house no matter how many I pick up.

FireMonkeysHead t1_iu4m8oc wrote on October 28, 2022 at 2:48 PM

I have a very strong magnet I attached to the end of a wooden board and it’s simultaneously satisfying and terrifying at how many nails and bits of metal I can pick up in the same spot

Mindful-O-Melancholy t1_iu4pxej wrote on October 28, 2022 at 3:13 PM

It’s a feature not a bug. - shitty contractor

pilesofcleanlaundry t1_iu4trig wrote on October 28, 2022 at 3:39 PM

In fact, the squeaky floors aren’t in the original scope, so you owe me extra for the security features.