DefiantStomp t1_iyb0fk7 wrote
Well then. TIL I'd be disqualified from being an astronaut because my digestive system makes sure I'm a gassy fellow. It matters not what I eat.
Brokinnogin t1_iybk0cv wrote
Oh no DefiantStomp is floating away from the station. His teather came undone!
**unbuttons space suit butt flap
Fear not fellow Astrofarts!
iShotTheShariff t1_iycaxnb wrote
Insta-frozen cheeks
hidden-in-plainsight t1_iycdm28 wrote
Got a good 90 seconds before that starts to happen.
Fun fact, if you're in sunlight, you're gonna get crispy fried in space. Then, when you pass into a shadow, you start to freeze. Rinse and repeat.
Brokinnogin t1_iyceez2 wrote
Without a pressure suit you'll boil before any of that.
coldblade2000 t1_iye8bwk wrote
Not really: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO8L9tKR4CY
hidden-in-plainsight t1_iyepyqp wrote
Moisture will boil off your skin and eyes and any other mucous membranes, yes, but your blood is ok.
Brokinnogin t1_iyf11zw wrote
My eyes boiling sounds like a significant part of my day.
hidden-in-plainsight t1_iyf1b8c wrote
Well... you say that...
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