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GratefulPhish42024-7 t1_ixqs58g wrote
That clone might look similar but will it still be a jive turkey?
dalawangdouble t1_ixqsncd wrote
Ewww, why would you wanna put something like that into your mouth?
Ivylaughed t1_ixqsv17 wrote
Fascinating article. Thank you!
pobody t1_ixqsyfo wrote
That's racist
pobody t1_ixqt24k wrote
I mean, yeah, but it's a bit early in the day for this, no?
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crappotheclown t1_ixqvlo5 wrote
Consistency
locks_are_paranoid t1_ixqw166 wrote
South Park did it with St. Peter being a rabbit. It was in the Fantastic Easter Special.
OneBlueHopeUTFT t1_ixqwfhj wrote
Have you ever looked at any animal and thought “I wanna put that in my mouth”?
ToAlphaCentauriGuy t1_ixqwkvn wrote
My favorite flavor
ginpanse t1_ixqwtl4 wrote
No...never..
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albene t1_ixqxyix wrote
Komodo dragons can do this too, and because of how gender determination works in them, a female Komodo dragon will produce male offspring asexually. “It has been hypothesised that this reproductive adaptation allows a single female to enter an isolated ecological niche (such as an island) and by parthenogenesis produce male offspring, thereby establishing a sexually reproducing population (via reproduction with her offspring that can result in both male and female young).” [Link]
hastur777 t1_ixqy1qb wrote
Komodo dragons too.
https://www.livescience.com/9460-female-komodo-dragon-virgin-births.html
Dfrickster87 t1_ixqyvwh wrote
Specist
mostassuredlyafish t1_ixqzilp wrote
Say that to my beak, you bigot! SAY THAT TO MY BEAK!
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[deleted] t1_ixr0pxz wrote
Most reptiles are able to. Mourning geckos are particularly cool as they only reproduce through parthenogenesis and the whole species is female.
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ShootYourStar t1_ixr17jy wrote
Many creatures can parthenogenisys(?) themselves, usually resulting in all males, the two I know are some types rays and a type of mite.
ShootYourStar t1_ixr1mjq wrote
You should look up the lesbian lizards, not the official name of course. They are in New Mexico, apperently a mutation occurred in one female lizard that cause her to lay exact clones of herself, all the offspring inherited this mutation, so now the region is over ran with this female only lizard species, all clones of the original/each other.
To stimulate egg production they all get together and roll around in a pile.
Edit 1, link: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico_whiptail
Edit 2, the place, I was way off!
GratefulPhish42024-7 t1_ixr1tcd wrote
Such an hilarious scene!
canalrhymeswithanal t1_ixr1yg4 wrote
Eh ... I've tried using nature to explain the fluidity if sex. One person sat down and thought about it, everyone else got mad.
anrwlias t1_ixr2b18 wrote
The H in Jesus H Christ stands for haploid.
markzuckerberg1234 t1_ixr2h12 wrote
Whattttt
Kancho_Ninja t1_ixr2nu1 wrote
When you really wanna baby, but ain’t got no time for a baby-daddy, go fuck yerself.
sharksandwich81 t1_ixr3aii wrote
Virgin Mary was actually a clone of Eve made from blood extracted from fossilized mosquitoes from the garden of Eden, and they used bits of Turkey DNA to fill in the missing pieces.
linuxhiker t1_ixr3oi2 wrote
What I love about Easter is the origin of the holiday.... Look it up ;)
SloanneCarly t1_ixr5dyp wrote
Fill the gaps in the dna with dna from African frogs
Kevundoe t1_ixr5kax wrote
A bit mild compared to the annual genocide
bolonomadic t1_ixr6z9e wrote
I wish I could have a clone of myself baby to raise.
HarryHacker42 t1_ixr7gsq wrote
There are only 2 genders!! Nothing else can exist.
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"Looks up intersex at birth"... oh... guess not.
Texcellence t1_ixr8b0m wrote
Begun the turkey clone wars have.
epsdelta74 t1_ixrabep wrote
Is that why they are mourning? Actually kind of serious - did people notice there were only females at some point and did that inform their name?
Bucknasty129 t1_ixrbrtu wrote
Can confirm. None of the babies of the one I fucked look like me.
FUCK_REDD1T t1_ixrbydk wrote
When they reproduce with their genetically identical offspring is their any chance for mutations? Or do they create more genetically identical offspring?
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Loloji42 t1_ixrczeh wrote
Also look at the blobs of Physarum polycephalum and their 720 sexes. That's more pronouns that we can handle safely.
[deleted] t1_ixrd2hl wrote
Oh, I had to look it up, but yes!
TIL they are called mourning geckos because they are vocal at night and it was said to be because the females were mourning their lost mates (because they knew they were all female)
moosemasher t1_ixrdcpu wrote
>• Someone
That someone is you so far.
MisterTrashPanda t1_ixrdz5q wrote
*incestuous lesbian lizards
ShootYourStar t1_ixrfg35 wrote
Even after all my edits I forgot to add incestuous.
And its the most important part of the factoid!
dewittless t1_ixrh08g wrote
This is amazing, this is like a mythical creature.
Adthay t1_ixrhqme wrote
To add to this not only is the species entirely female but they're lesbians. Which is to say they don't reproduce through parthenogenesis until after they attempt to mate with another of their species.
Other facts, the species is actually a hybrid species of two other species of lizards whos habitats overlap. Males do exist and can reproduce but it's rare.
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RedTheDopeKing t1_ixrhxp8 wrote
Not that I necessarily did before, but now I really don’t trust turkeys.
rdyoung t1_ixri2tg wrote
Are you talking about the pagan holiday that was taken over?
DiogenesLied t1_ixrixxo wrote
:trophy:
Obversa t1_ixrjkq6 wrote
Now I'm imagining "what if Palpatine returned as a turkey". Thanks, Reddit.
PM_ME_ROCK t1_ixrkhv3 wrote
Brings new meaning to, “Go fuck yourself”
AlmostButNotQuit t1_ixrkvmi wrote
I.L.L.
r/bandnames?
Jinzul t1_ixrl722 wrote
You’ve clearly never been around turkeys close enough to see that they do not look alike. ;)
linuxhiker t1_ixrm0q1 wrote
smokeydabear94 t1_ixrn52x wrote
Reminds me of the cubone pokedex entry
rdyoung t1_ixrnl6z wrote
It's insane how we went from a fertility celebration to rabbits pooping out chicken eggs because jesus.
Drone30389 t1_ixrofhw wrote
The same is true for Whiptail Lizards: some species have no males and reproduce parthenogenetically after the females engage in mating rituals.
McMacHack t1_ixrpf27 wrote
It's a South Park Episode for next season
growsomegarlic t1_ixrpw15 wrote
🎵 If you like
the way
you look
so much 🎵
then baby
you should go and
reproduce asexually forming a near-clone of yourself. 🎵🎵
enternationalist t1_ixrr7us wrote
There's always a chance for mutations.
CaptainChats t1_ixrrxb9 wrote
Is this only trait only in wild turkeys or do domesticated turkeys also have the ability to reproduce asexually? If so it seems like a useful trait for a domesticated animal.
fast327 t1_ixrtqn5 wrote
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undercover-racist t1_ixru8a5 wrote
*staring nervously at my cumsock*
hypercube33 t1_ixrvuay wrote
It's more like masterbation with more steps
hypercube33 t1_ixrvz0z wrote
Yes, turkeys do look like turkeys
iTwango t1_ixrwq67 wrote
Honestly Bear Grylls has made me want to eat a live salmon straight out of the river like a grizzly bear. Probably never will tho
Teledildonic t1_ixryayp wrote
He laid and egg asexually and Rey hatched out of it.
MathMaddox t1_ixrye21 wrote
> parthenogenesis produce male offspring, thereby establishing a sexually reproducing population (via reproduction with her offspring
Sounds like an episode of Jerry Springer
OminOus_PancakeS t1_ixrylyy wrote
If I could do that, I'd get a lot more done 🤔
Objective-Review4523 t1_ixrz28e wrote
Don't get me started on this conspiracy theory. It drives me mad whenever I think of it.
Objective-Review4523 t1_ixrzbmb wrote
That's a jive turkey and you're a sucka for flappin' it!
methodin t1_ixs07qc wrote
What happens when they become teenagers?
jamisonkeavy11 t1_ixs1v3s wrote
I have seen online, it is rare but there has been male mourning geckos. So a few females aren’t mourning…
crappercreeper t1_ixs2256 wrote
Most vipers in America can do this, too. Some will even do it when males are avaliable. It's terrifying. An army of snakes asexually making an army of snakes that will make an army of snakes...
EstroJen t1_ixs35ns wrote
Wouldn't that cause the population to be hideously inbred?
CosineDanger t1_ixs45ht wrote
Are you sure that you would prefer sexual snakes?
ikefalcon t1_ixs4n9t wrote
Imagine having a child with your opposite-sex clone.
crappercreeper t1_ixs4vqg wrote
Yes, make them put some effort into it. It will at least slow them down.
montanunion t1_ixs4xxs wrote
Just fyi, sex and gender are different things. On one hand, turkeys probably don't have a concept of gender at all, since gender is a human society thing and turkeys are birds. On the other hand, sex refers to gamete production and since human procreation has only 2 gametes (eggs and sperm), there are only 2 sexes for humans.
On an unrelated third hand, the vast majority of intersex people identify with the genders male or female (usually the ones they were assigned at birth, though you can also be intersex and trans). Intersex conditions are also usually sex-specific. For example, Klinefelter's (XXY) only exists in men.
Diamondsfullofclubs t1_ixs4zju wrote
I'm going to start reading pokedex entries as old folklore rather than hard facts after considering your comment.
mokomi t1_ixs56tn wrote
Not an expert, but as long as it isn't an clone using the same DNA. There will always be a chance for mutations. Their offspring are near, but not exact. Whatever happens they are gaining males with a Y.
Now if you are thinking of diseases like human inbreeding does. All species do have that problem. They just die off or it's a common problem with XYZ. Humans live longer than their breeding age and they are many, many people. So problematic mutations just stick around and get worse.
Croute_de_Couilles t1_ixs5cey wrote
They're not children anymore
UberDave_141 t1_ixs6auc wrote
I mean obviously.
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belro t1_ixs7isz wrote
They be moaning
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Zetherith t1_ixs8kpv wrote
Then mate with that child to produce grandchildren that you can also mate with. Sounds hot.
DesignerFox2987 t1_ixsa6wf wrote
gobble gobble so so yummy yummy
JohnBsGhost t1_ixsar5h wrote
They also make great Marines.
chickenstalker99 t1_ixsb2wl wrote
> To stimulate egg production they all get together and roll around in a pile.
Sounds like Saturday night at the trashy sorority house.
DLN-000 t1_ixsbnum wrote
Someone’s never played Metal Gear Solid
SaxophoneGuy24 t1_ixsbsml wrote
Is this an Evangelion reference?
son_et_lumiere t1_ixsc0eb wrote
They turn into ninjas.
son_et_lumiere t1_ixsc3kv wrote
Have you seen komodo dragons?
[deleted] t1_ixsch7m wrote
I live by a little piece of woods, like five acres, and last week there were like 17 turkeys at the end of my street. I'd never seen the big Toms in the wild before. Freaking amazing.
EstroJen t1_ixsdi1i wrote
I know if then and how deadly they can be. I imagine they would have the same issues though.
adamup27 t1_ixsfe16 wrote
Hi there - getting you started on it. What is the cubone theory?
DevoutandHeretical t1_ixsfgu8 wrote
Basically an inverse of the Ents and Entwives :(
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fast327 t1_ixsgn3i wrote
Wait til you see them fly! Seeing a large bird up close in the air is a sight to behold.
IndigoMichigan t1_ixsil0v wrote
[Grunts in David Hayter]
AnxiousBeaver212 t1_ixska1d wrote
I_Am_Tuber t1_ixsm2qf wrote
this post and comment section 🤯
governmentthief t1_ixsn8ft wrote
As god as my witness, I thought turkeys had to fuck.
atomicgoat t1_ixsnbfq wrote
Thanksgiving in perpetuity.
Ser_DunkandEgg t1_ixsovfm wrote
This is some real Game of Thrones shit right here.
phobosmarsdeimos t1_ixsp0t0 wrote
This sounds like a Rick & Morty episode.
DeeplyTroubledSmurf t1_ixsqqps wrote
Reptiles have a much lower chance of issues with inbreeding than mammals.
Socksmaster t1_ixsrpzd wrote
You really shouldnt have wrote this
albene t1_ixstxsj wrote
Yes, it would be an extreme cause of Founder Effect as the gene pool is not just reduced but originates from a single individual instead of a founding population
albene t1_ixsuee7 wrote
The offspring are not genetically identical as the process still involves meiosis, which means crossing over, random assortment and independent segregation still occur to create new combinations of alleles. The issue is that the gene pool is greatly reduced as it originates from a single individual.
Geek_off_the_streets t1_ixsum6n wrote
Dino DNA
Darkhorseman81 t1_ixsyld2 wrote
So it begins.
/Becomes doomsday prepper.
Ordinary_Cap_5846 t1_ixt0reh wrote
Jurassic Park!
AyoRobo t1_ixt0wpq wrote
r/dndmemes in 2020
snowblindswans t1_ixt1wy5 wrote
"Sexual Snakes" is my new band name.
imiyashiro t1_ixt1xcp wrote
Also recently discovered for California Condors!!!
FitPrimary2126 t1_ixt222s wrote
So no one wants to talk about this, but convergent consequences of parthenogenesis slowly degrade the genome basically, because its basically copying itself repeatedly, we age and die, so logically, this wouldn't be an infinite cycle, the genome would degrade to a point where parthenogenesis would not be able to take place and the entire genome would die out.
Tl;DR: parthenogenesis sounds like end-game for a species that has lost normal capabilities of reproducing strong babies, forcing them to reclone themselves until the genome is basically decayed.
The only thing that would save creatures using parthenogenesis would be if they still had the ability to reproduce classically like komodo dragons, they are asexual, but a female will make a clone basically that is a male so they can continue normal breeding. They do not rely on parthenogenesis.
Just my opinion, whatever.
jamisonkeavy11 t1_ixt2g6l wrote
Moaning geckos
Mode3 t1_ixt2vk3 wrote
Don’t abbreviate that.
snowblindswans t1_ixt37vb wrote
Too late. I've already ordered the patches.
Mode3 t1_ixt4awb wrote
VonStinkelberg t1_ixta1m9 wrote
This also happens in West Virginia
Wurm42 t1_ixtapbr wrote
Jurassic Park meets Evangelion; what could go wrong?
OsmeOxys t1_ixtbqcm wrote
Asexual snakes has been my band name
2squishmaster t1_ixtd3c5 wrote
Who is also your child...
SaintUlvemann t1_ixtd5o6 wrote
"This Pokemon was originally a plush doll that was thrown away!"
No, Pokedex, this Banette was originally a Shuppet that I hatched from the egg my brother gave me.
shinywtf t1_ixtdcpk wrote
GingerPrime42 t1_ixte701 wrote
I can hear the exact sound this ! makes
go_faster1 t1_ixtg9ql wrote
I don’t think I want to experience this Clone Saga
SjuivaTuEtta t1_ixtgxgs wrote
The definition of men used for klinefelter’s is “has a y chromosome”.
also when talking about sexes there’s two aspects, yes there’s gametes but there is anatomy, secondary characteristics, and so on. If we reduce sex to the gametes, then someone with ovaries but otherwise male anatomy is female, and somebody with underdeveloped ovotestes has no sex at all bc no gametes, and someone with ovarie(s) and teste(s) is both, so there’s atleast four if you count combinations. Then add in anatomy/organ/secodnary characteristsics mismatched with the gametes, and you have many more. Its easiest to lump all atypical sex into one and call it ”intersex” and say it is an actual sex, the only place where that doesnt matter is a sperm/egg bank XD
montanunion t1_ixtjmp1 wrote
Klinefelter men also have a penis and testicles so they are male by anatomy and many do produce sperm, though often not enough/not viable (but there are also some Klinefelter men who produce viable sperm) and most have clearly male secondary sex charactetistics. Globally, only something like 1 in 4 Klinefelter men know they have it and even in the West, many only find out about the condition in adulthood when they realise they have trouble conceiving.
Sex is gametes. That's how biological sex is defined. That's why there are only 2 sexes in humans.
However that doesn't make people who cannot produce gametes non-sexed, any more than the fact that humans are defined as "bipedal mammals" makes people with one leg less human. They are just humans with a specific condition. Someone who produces both sperm and eggs shows characteristics of both sexes.
> Its easiest to lump all atypical sex into one and call it ”intersex”
Easiest for whom? It's not an actual sex (because intersex people do not produce a third form of gametes) and if you look at intersex activism, many intersex people are strictly opposed to the idea that they could be one. The vast majority of intersex conditions are sex-specific, so they only occur in males or only occur in females.
There's absolutely no benefit to lumping all intersex conditions together and calling it a new sex, any more than throwing all conditions that cause aberrations of secondary sex conditions together and calling them a new sex. No one would argue that men with gynaecomastia and women who grow excessive facial hair (which are both quite common) are really a different sex.
BobinForApples t1_ixtkvbc wrote
Someone add this to the wiki.
LubbockGuy95 t1_ixtlr8t wrote
THEY WHAT
concerned_llama t1_ixtp4mo wrote
Hey, but just checking in, did you remove that inverted Indian symbol and the skulls out of it, right?
soda-jerk t1_ixtql5m wrote
Now there's a band name.
AnotherJasonOnReddit t1_ixtrewf wrote
What happened to simple old "Never go hungry again", Miss O'Hara?
copaceanu t1_ixttyu1 wrote
Wow! That's mind-blowing!
copaceanu t1_ixtu649 wrote
Don't bother adding meat or eggs.
multikore t1_ixtue34 wrote
Oh becky... that's not the same thing. And saying that makes you stupid
copaceanu t1_ixtui7j wrote
Parthenogenesis is just a cheat that some animals can pull out of their sleeves if they reach on an isolated part of the forest. They're supposed to reconnect with main population in a few generation or just degrade into weirdness.
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LarsAlereon t1_ixtyaam wrote
Also domesticated turkeys and chickens, though it doesn't happen often enough to be commercially reliable.
Outrageous-Suspect66 t1_ixu74tv wrote
They are ugly, so it makes sense.
Professor-Paws t1_ixubuqt wrote
So can humans but yes rare in comparison and they're always chimeric.
thewonderfullanky t1_ixuefjb wrote
You can tell the sex of a turkey by the shape of its poo
CreativeAd5254 t1_ixuoeo6 wrote
The term "sometimes" is particularly interesting here
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lucidrage t1_ixuwqq7 wrote
My anaconda don't
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SjuivaTuEtta t1_iy36ssi wrote
Well good to know
you did ignore my thing about people who have both ovaries and testes though
montanunion t1_iy3k3nn wrote
I didn't ignore that part, I wrote
> Someone who produces both sperm and eggs shows characteristics of both sexes.
That isn't a different sex either though since there is not a different form of gamete that they produce. And as far as I know, there has never been any known case of a person producing both viable sperm and eggs.
PlayerOnSticks t1_iy5k6jv wrote
Few-Requirement-3544 t1_iy9o81o wrote
The dark side of the force is a pathway…
waffles-n-gravy t1_ixqr08s wrote
Maybe Jesus was really a turkey