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HappySkullsplitter t1_ixk7e3t wrote

Horses have top and bottom

...and one particular asshole liked to bite little kids and give them a lifelong fear of horses

Fuck you Frank

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ledouxrt t1_ixk8146 wrote

I have a lifelong fear of horses after getting bucked off, toe stomped, and kicked. My mom just had to have her horses.

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HappySkullsplitter t1_ixkfe55 wrote

My aunt got thrown by her own horse, my other aunt was riding next to her and swears there was absolutely nothing there to spook the horse and cause it to throw her

The fall broke her neck in 3 places and her arm

She had to wear a halo for months,have surgeries, and go to physical therapy for over a year after that

And these are people who grew up riding horses as a primary means of transportation

If that can happen to them, then what hope do I have?

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twobit211 t1_ixkhy8n wrote

>”The fall broke her neck in 3 places…”

she should stay out of those places in future

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CandidInsurance7415 t1_ixl5675 wrote

I used to think animals like horses are safe because they dont have weapons like claws or sharp teeth, but when an animal is that big, it is the weapon.

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ledouxrt t1_ixkld82 wrote

Maybe that's why their life expectancy was much lower than ours is now. 😋

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Dawnawaken92 t1_ixkfdm8 wrote

Dude exactly the same. I hate all horses now. Thanks mom.

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gmnitsua OP t1_ixkbamr wrote

Yes. I know that for sure. I have the same fear.

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Anakin_BlueWalker3 t1_ixn3hcy wrote

Some kid probably told the farmer to name him Frank and it stuck so now he hates kids.

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