Just threw up

Horses have top and bottom

...and one particular asshole liked to bite little kids and give them a lifelong fear of horses

Fuck you Frank

I swear I've seen cows with both rows of teeth.

I mean, you think that's weird.

I love tapirs.

Go look up their smiles. Believe me, it's worst when they have human teeth.

Go Google Image search "Baby Tapir"

Then Google Image search "Tapir Smiling"

And your "dental pad" can go suck it.

I have a lifelong fear of horses after getting bucked off, toe stomped, and kicked. My mom just had to have her horses.

So... all of the cartoon cows, sheep, and giraffes smiling with teeth.. are drawn wrong.

I felt the same way. But you can tell from their skulls that they definitely don't have them.

This could be a new Mandela effect example.

Wow, okay, I'm surprised it took me this long to learn this, but I guess that finally explains the nagging feeling that something was off which I'd occasionally feel when I saw images of cow or deer skulls. Looking at images now I feel pretty dumb that it never registered with me that there are no (upper) incisors.

They do often look like they've got underbites. Maybe this is why.

Yes. I know that for sure. I have the same fear.

I was pretty shocked when I learned. I was watching Victorian Farm on Prime, and they inspected a ram. And dropped that little tidbit, and it kind of fucked my brain up a little bit.

It's like the rectangular pupils thing all over again!

That's pretty disturbing.

It would seem, but it's still a tapir. As adults they human-like teeth.

But they are still amazing little mammals who mean no harm to no one.

They just have human teeth. Which is un-avoidably weird.

I feel dumb now

Sounds like my grandma.

Wait, what?

Dude exactly the same. I hate all horses now. Thanks mom.

My aunt got thrown by her own horse, my other aunt was riding next to her and swears there was absolutely nothing there to spook the horse and cause it to throw her

The fall broke her neck in 3 places and her arm

She had to wear a halo for months,have surgeries, and go to physical therapy for over a year after that

And these are people who grew up riding horses as a primary means of transportation

If that can happen to them, then what hope do I have?

Yeah that's awful

I've got my eye on ewe...

Teeth are just fish scales that evolved to be on the inside. The bones In our arms and chest are the same as 400 million year old fish, same as the bastards that came up on land, doing push ups the whole way. Fkrs

100%

>”The fall broke her neck in 3 places…”

she should stay out of those places in future

Maybe that's why their life expectancy was much lower than ours is now. 😋

Good for smashing them greens.

I personally like to imagine they wear false teeth on their upper jaw.

I used to think animals like horses are safe because they dont have weapons like claws or sharp teeth, but when an animal is that big, it is the weapon.

Goats have rectangular pupils.

Not only rectangular, but they stay horizontal.

I just went looking at "cows chewing" videos on youtube and only saw lower teeth and upper lip. It looks like their upper lip is hiding their upper teeth and our brains just filled in the blank.

Mind blown.

Cud Chewers

I'm aware, we had a pet goat growing up. No, we didn't live on a farm.

They’re half way to beakdom

I don't work with animals, but still.. I feel like I should have learned this in the past 10 years in my field

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What a turd response

How so?

I raised cows and I didn't know this.

Some kid probably told the farmer to name him Frank and it stuck so now he hates kids.

Thanks I needed those pictures 😊

I'm over here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Not for nothing, a tapir a day is a smile a day.

I live in Washington State. My introduction to Tapirs was baby Kudzu at the Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium.

I ken their teeth are weird. But they're so cute.

Tapirs can be hundreds of pounds and one literally ripped a woman’s arm off a few years ago.

Generally they aren’t aggressive, but they can definitely wreck someone if they want to.