Submitted by TrevorIsTheGOAT t3_z35w2g in todayilearned
LitIllit t1_ixkuf90 wrote
Reply to comment by RSwordsman in TIL the oldest cat ever lived to 38 years and 3 days - 1967 to 2005. by TrevorIsTheGOAT
No it was wine lol. From Wikipedia... Creme Puff's owner, Jake Perry, said her diet consisted of dry cat food supplemented with broccoli, eggs, turkey bacon, coffee with cream, and—every two days—"an eyedropper full of red wine". Perry claimed that this diet was key to her longevity, and that the wine "circulated the arteries".
zachzsg t1_ixlbnox wrote
God damn that cat was eating better than me
bayandsilentjob t1_ixmr12s wrote
You can’t afford broccoli, eggs, and Turkey bacon?
zachzsg t1_ixv2r7r wrote
No I just smoke crack
RSwordsman t1_ixkujtw wrote
You had me at coffee and wine.
Your1stparkingticket t1_ixnsxys wrote
That cat was just living so damn good it didn't want to die.
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