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Landlubber77 t1_iy8sqb7 wrote
> One of the symptoms caused by envenomation from this particular species of jellyfish, however, is the subject denying that they are suffering from any symptoms, and therefore it was difficult to determine if they were in fact suffering from the syndrome he sought out to prove would be caused by the sting.
Lol, one of the symptoms is denying that they're suffering from any symptoms? This seems dubious.
lordyeti t1_iy8t0ba wrote
That's exactly what irukandji wants you to think!
InappropriateTA t1_iy8tzc1 wrote
Shit, I am not suffering any jellyfish sting symptoms. I must have Irukandji syndrome!
Rickshmitt t1_iy8v3sl wrote
Looks like meats back on the menu!
leadchipmunk t1_iy8v8xy wrote
Where is that quote from? I don't see it in OP's link.
TillyTheToucan t1_iy92n41 wrote
Gaslighting as a symptom is savage
chiefapache t1_iy97d8a wrote
Imagine being a lifeguard, watching the seas, minding your own business and some mad bastard comes up to you and slaps you with a jellyfish to prove some scientific theory.
asian_identifier t1_iy9btn8 wrote
Imagine being a kid, sleeping in bed, enjoying your dream and some mad dad comes up to you and slaps you with a jellyfish to prove some scientific theory
thisplacemakesmeangr t1_iy9cjix wrote
Imagine being a jellyfish happily blooping thru the ocean when something kidnaps you and uses you as a club to attack bone filled monsters
chrisjfinlay t1_iy9d4oy wrote
Jellyfish: “best day ever!”
Mattums t1_iy9e95h wrote
I watched something a long time ago about some people who were researching these tiny jellyfish. They always had protective gear but while taking off their suit there was one stuck to it and they got stung. I remember seeing the woman writhe from the waves of pain it caused. They gave her morphine and it didn’t help. Here
I can’t imagine knowing this and letting anyone go through it, even someone you hated. He did that to his son for science. Awful.
Edit: The actual video I was referring to was posted by u/RedditMayne
JohnBeamon t1_iy9e9u2 wrote
Denial of Irukandji Syndrome symptoms has been successfully treated with Ivermectin in several studies.
RedditMayne t1_iy9erc2 wrote
That’s really irresponsible. Irukandji have one of the most excruciating stings on the planet and attending doctors just can’t prescribe painkillers to counteract it because the risk of overdose is too high, forcing the patient to feel all the pain and nausea for hours until it exits the system. In some cases, death might occur.
Here are two marine scientists who accidentally stung themselves.
DoYaWannaWanga t1_iy9hpu3 wrote
Imagine being a bone, performing your structural function.
Micah-10 t1_iy9icks wrote
Imagine happily slapping a jellyfish, only to have a lifeguard come up to you
mrgonaka t1_iy9idhi wrote
just straight up drops it on his face *plop*
DrownedAmmet t1_iy9noam wrote
He needed a control, so he didn't sting everyone else on Earth
Alternative-Flan2869 t1_iy9stry wrote
A violation of his hipo oath.
ozzian t1_iy9tniy wrote
That’s what the bunyips want you to think…
Picolete t1_iy9x867 wrote
The most dangerous mammal oath
tossinthisshit1 t1_iy9xeay wrote
wow, that guy's a cunt
greenknight884 t1_iy9ym3i wrote
Imagine all the people, living for today
speakeasy-aus t1_iy9zx1b wrote
Little bastards are out now where I live 🤬
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2giga2dweebish t1_iya3gr5 wrote
Nah, just go south and you'll be right. Too cold for all the dangerous shit down here.
absrdbrdtrdmagrdIII t1_iya7lpz wrote
>That’s really irresponsible
That is fucking CRIMINAL
ftfy
Xitobandito t1_iyaa2f5 wrote
Lady started rethinking her whole life path during that episode. Straight up wanted to change careers after
FoodFarmer t1_iyabb6w wrote
I wonder why they don’t just knock you out
pieandablowie t1_iyacew7 wrote
Interesting how extreme pain and a decent dose of ecstacy seem to manifest in very similar ways, physically
mitchaboomboom t1_iyaelcq wrote
Because it's dangerous
MedicalJargon-itis t1_iyahee2 wrote
Why would it be dangerous? People undergo general anesthesia all the time.
DassemUltor t1_iyahyx0 wrote
Damn you, I spat my coffee everywhere.
Berlinexit t1_iyaioeh wrote
All the time for certain procedures.
For other procedures it's dangerous and your heart could stop.
MedicalJargon-itis t1_iyajhfg wrote
I'm a physician and routinely prescribe sedating medications. If I were taking care of a patient in that much pain, they could at least get an amnesic like midazolam. Phenobarbital is also very safe and long-acting for sedation. I understand that this is not really an opiate-responsive pain, but that's not the only possible intervention.
I'm not even an anesthesiologist. I feel like this would be well within their wheelhouse.
kuku-kukuku t1_iyajq7d wrote
Attached to him like jumper cables.
kenxzero t1_iyamwoa wrote
I'd wager its better to die in my sleep than writhing in pain. I'd sign a waver.
maybe_little_pinch t1_iyamwr1 wrote
It looks like from the Wikipedia that they do use pain medication.
markvs_black t1_iyao8xs wrote
The kid was 9 years old at that. Wtf.
phosphenes t1_iyaoy9t wrote
No recent revisions to that wiki article, no Google hits for that line, nothing even similar on other pages about irukandji syndrome. They made it up as a (moderately funny) joke, or it's a reference I don't get.
Glacial_Self t1_iyarfd4 wrote
That'll fuckin do it, mate. Hope he gets some weird award for shittiest parenting that contributes to science.
whatproblems t1_iyaws3e wrote
i’m so confident i’ll risk my life, the next generation and some random dude over there!!
Succulentmeditator t1_iyb1gl8 wrote
As narcotics don’t seem to dent the pain, I wonder if a drug for nerve pain like gabapentin might be helpful.
driverofracecars t1_iyb205r wrote
>get an amnesic
There are drugs that stop you from forming new memories?
absentmindedjwc t1_iyb544a wrote
Yeah - it prevents any memory retention until it wears off. People wake up in the operating room after a procedure, but they don't "wake up" until that amnesic wears off in recovery.
randeylahey t1_iyb5jeq wrote
Imagine Dragons
GriffinFlash t1_iyb8qz6 wrote
HEYBARTDOYOUWANTTOSEEMYNEWJELLYFISHFORSCIENCE!!!!
BandDirector17 t1_iybc1bz wrote
Sounds like the story of Abraham, Isaac, and the angel, just modified a little, and at the beach.
TheCoolDean t1_iybeify wrote
Now I’m scared.
EdgiPing t1_iybikch wrote
You're dubious.
bluetheslinky t1_iybl4l3 wrote
Except no godly voices spoke and everyone ended in pain an dborror
nomnomnomnomRABIES t1_iybq46w wrote
Why can't they use general anaesthetic?
RedditMayne t1_iybrtvh wrote
The venom works on a variety of pain receptors, and because doctors can’t predict how, how long, or to what degree the venom will affect a person, putting them under can be a risk. There’s more info in the included link.
Landlubber77 t1_iybslm3 wrote
Indubitably
xXbrosoxXx t1_iybwmpq wrote
"I'M DR.BARNES AND THIS IS JACKASS!"
DamianFullyReversed t1_iybx4ui wrote
Not if I can help it! puts blanket on saltie
rosby30 t1_iybxw01 wrote
Imagine all the people, living life in peace.
Fit_Access9631 t1_iybyg79 wrote
Sounds like bad rape drug for use in horror movies. Can’t imagine there’s a drug that actually exists that makes you unable to form memories.
StrikeMePurple t1_iybytxb wrote
I used to live by the ocean that had these little fuckers in there during the rainy season, no one swims then, and also because crocodiles but mostly jellyfish. The scary thing is, they are completely invisible in the water. When someone gets stung although very rare, there is no mucking about, stretcher to the ambulance straight to the airport you're on a 3 hour flight to the city, on another ambulance to the hospital, all in agonizing pain that is if you've survived until then. Welcome to Australia friends.
dualsplit t1_iybyu1z wrote
Even alcohol does that.
absentmindedjwc t1_iyc2o0l wrote
The commonly known date rape drug flunitrazepam is the same category of drugs - a drug depressing neural activity, causing amnesia and loss of consciousness.
Given that it is far cheaper and easier to administer, I don't imagine it'll be replaced by this any time soon.
DasGanon t1_iyc2s68 wrote
Bretty_boy t1_iyc68gu wrote
It’s too late he already used it!
Songhunter t1_iyc6gsb wrote
Happy slapped by a jellyfish.
HijinxEnsues t1_iyc83ar wrote
That’s hardcore science
flipsidebook t1_iyc8t9l wrote
bro why involve the son??
danteheehaw t1_iycem0j wrote
He knows what he did.
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viverator t1_iychmec wrote
Yeah, alcohol
TheLyingProphet t1_iyci692 wrote
so exactly the same gotcha.
krusty556 t1_iyck2ct wrote
Mate that's where the big ones are. What do you think caused the great Australian bite?
Luckcrisis t1_iycl2v2 wrote
I will admit, that parent does get creative with discipline. If you don't clean your room, it's the jellyfish for you!
Sparrow2116 t1_iyclo0q wrote
What a dick
SubatomicPeen t1_iyclx8c wrote
"Amongst other things, he established that their toxin would not discharge on a synthetic surface and so wore pantyhose when collecting specimens, a practice now adopted by lifesavers at risk of jellyfish stings."
What even 😂
bluetheslinky t1_iycmt53 wrote
Nah, no one was subjected to torturous pain in the story (well maybe the lamb that got sacrificed in the kids stead). My point was that there was no one to be like "wait no, stop, don't actually hurt anyone" in the scientists case, and way more people resulted injured.
How is it exactly the same? (If you're gonna say "because it's imaginary and it never happened, and therefore god couldn't speak to anyone to say that because God doesn't real", please remember we're talking about this referring to it as a STORY.)
Hello-There-GKenobi t1_iycqvoc wrote
…. I mean there was some good that came out of it…?
Scottzilla90 t1_iycvogv wrote
Only relevant to MD’s not PHD’s
VeryJoyfulHeart59 t1_iyersdg wrote
Why does everything in Australia want to kill us?
RiceCakeAlchemist t1_iy8oxds wrote
Real life mad scientist.