Submitted by SmashScrapeFlip t3_zmctlx in todayilearned
[deleted] t1_j0agzdz wrote
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samuelgato t1_j0ahqkp wrote
"Waiter, bring us some fresh wine, the freshest you've got. This year's! No more of this old stuff!!"
"He doesn't realize he's dealing with sophisticated people here.”
vernochan t1_j0aipab wrote
Like the great Barney Stinson once said: "New is always better!"
Scoobydoomed t1_j0alzht wrote
Ahh yes monsieur! We have a special bottle just for you, it's so fresh it hasnt even fermented yet. We call it Jus de Grapes.
Scoobydoomed t1_j0ahcx8 wrote
Soy is fermented and does not spoil, and is actually a preservative. It gets better as it ages, there is nothing gross about this.
fawnroyale_ t1_j0aic14 wrote
Are you a child or just an asshole?
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