Thank god they're not fast Loris...es, there isn't a standing army or militia in the world who would stop them.

Poison type. Nice

And one of the very few venomous mammals

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I have the same problem first thing in the morning.

What? Adorable animals have venomous tendencies???? Who's next? Platypuses???

>Thank god they're not fast Loris...

Still not as bad as Fuckboi Loris, they usually try to clap ur cheeks with a broccoli haircut then post on TikTok about it

Idk have you met my Sister? She's a mammal

Does she instinctively develop a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment?

Possibly, but I was thinking more on the fact that she's Venomous enough to incapacitate a grown adult with her venomly venom

If a slow loris bites a human, the human may slowly lose the effected area. If a human bites a slow loris, the slow loris may quickly lose the effected area. Checkmate, slow loris.

Better than bing faced with black mambas.

That was close. Spell check changed that to mommas & my life flashed before my eyes

Knew I'd see my supervisor's name in the article. The necrosis is, in some ways, the least cool reaction to their bite. Slow loris captive carers (zoo and wildlife centres) reported after a slow loris bite some developed anaphylaxis allergy reactions just being in a room with a loris. Meanwhile other captive loris care practitioners said getting bit was no worse than a bee's sting. Completely opposite ends of the loris reaction spectrum.

Better weaken it before it can use Bite.

*lorises

Oddly enough, Grafaiai from Scarlet & Violet is partly based on this

Dibs on the band name Venomous Tendencies.