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xeim_ t1_j5p2jj5 wrote

Fruits are plant ovaries. Everytime you eat fruit, you're eating ovaries.

How ya like them apples?

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Xszit t1_j5p3xy7 wrote

Nothing says "I love you" like a bouquet of amputated plant sex organs.

"Here honey, I got you a bag of plant dicks and pussies, enjoy"

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0Hl0 t1_j5pqnr4 wrote

Ah, the fragrant smell of plant pussy...

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ID0NNYl t1_j5p4got wrote

This comment had me cracking 😂

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