I was over in Jeffersonville and I saw a leaf peeper with New Jersey plates driving well over the speed limit upside down and backwards in an SUV that ran on reruns of 60 Minutes.

They came to stop in front of a newly built net zero flattop, each member of the family covered in a not-no-subtle glisten of maple syrup and Hill Farmstead Double Barrel Aaron.

As the two children frolicked in the new fallen leaves, oranges and yellows sticking to their beery skin, their parents explained to me that this was their newly purchased home.

They had also recently purchased the Penny Cluse building on Cherry Street and offered their detailed plans to turn it into one luxury studio apartment with a first floor storefront specializing in CBD ski sharpening, an anti-snow tire political think tank, crudely painted roosters on antique windows, and organic candy sourced from farm-raised vegetarian sweetbreads.