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MuddyGrimes t1_iwrpz0s wrote

Dark Brandon just mowed all the corn down instead of bothering with the maze

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Twombls t1_iwrq47f wrote

Honestly I dont get it. Its a joe biden corn maze because its harvested? Because he's too stupid to navigate it? Because the libs canceled corn?

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21stCenturyJanes t1_iwrrua0 wrote

Replying to MuddyGrimes (#558,715)

The White House PR team really needs to embrace Dark Brandon more. How hysterical would it be if Brandon became a compliment after these idiots have it tattooed on their bodies and painted on their barns?

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cesare980 t1_iwrtjbk wrote

I don't hate Biden, but this is pretty funny.

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DBNodurf t1_iwrwjj3 wrote

Smart people in NW Vermont

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kstetz t1_iwrxh7g wrote

Where abouts? I’m up in Bakersfield.

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RosieRooLeonberger t1_iwrxyad wrote

Don’t get how anyone can’t laugh at this, regardless of side.

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thunder-cricket t1_iwry86q wrote

Replying to bigmountainbig (#558,831)

I guess people make mazes out of their corn fields, which i didn't know either, until i googled it now. So, now understanding that, I believe the point is Biden too stupid to navigate a corn maze unless the corn has been plowed and there is none standing.

I know. Trump fans dunking on Biden for being stupid.

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bionicmoonman t1_iwryy55 wrote

Replying to 21stCenturyJanes (#558,848)

That’s a very American thing to do tbh. Yankee Doodle was an insult that the British used during our Revolution. It was a homophobic slur that was meant to offend the American Soldiers, but they took it as a term of endearment.

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jfm111162 t1_iwrz8m5 wrote

Whoa ! Way too hard!

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mycophdstudent t1_iwrzsgs wrote

This corn field is a bad maze and it runs a bunch of bad stalks.

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mojitz t1_iwrzw78 wrote

Replying to 21stCenturyJanes (#558,840)

It's been making its way around right wing circles. One of em said something somewhere about how if he wandered into a corn maze we'd never see him again. Not a terrible joke, actually, by their standards.

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Bernthewalldown t1_iws60v6 wrote

This is a joke for people who push the pull door

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Allemaengel t1_iws8and wrote

Replying to AOx3_VSS_IDGAF (#559,342)

I have but one upvote to give.

The two parties NEED each other to point to as being at fault to distract us from their overall uselessness to do anything beyond picking up their paychecks.

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Outrageous_Budget_57 t1_iwsa9h2 wrote

#FJB ...piece of human garbage that's gonna go down faster than a sack of hammers off the Empire State building!

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CharZero t1_iwsb37x wrote

Ok, I am a bleeding heart liberal but this is kinda funny.

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sluttymcfuckstick t1_iwsbty3 wrote

Replying to uterinejellyfish (#559,961)

Lean into what exactly? The whole thing came about because the media lied on live tv, gaslighting a whole nation about nascar idiots saying fuck Joe Biden and they tried pull the old " Who you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?". How does one reclaim that, objectively?

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[deleted] t1_iwsc8by wrote

As with most farmers doing anything at scale, he's likely been living off of the USDA teat for years while hating the government.

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AOx3_VSS_IDGAF OP t1_iwscp9y wrote

I love how there are 104 updoots no one else fuck with this

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rickster907 t1_iwsdin9 wrote

It really amazes me that the most innocuous president ever, I mean .... the most low-key never said a word to upset anyone in his life - president has these GQP assholes with their panties all in a twist because Fox propaganda told them to be angry.

And when you ask them exactly WHY they're mad at Joe, it always boils down to "it isn't our fascist Dear Leader and we hates it, precious." Every single time. Weak minded assholes who never learned to think for themselves. Fairly pathetic.

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chesbyiii t1_iwsdzx0 wrote

Still waiting for the Biden haters to come up with a good reason!

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mookormyth t1_iwshmt4 wrote

No matter what happens, Brandon won’t be the worst President in the history of presidents.

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[deleted] t1_iwshmtg wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#560,451)

I have no idea what that means.

I think that government subsidies for farmers are OK, but the reality is that most of them hate the government that makes their businesses economically viable (all of the large Cabot Co-Op farmers are government dependents), most want to end benefits for everyone else, and other such conservative hypocrisy and cruelty. I have three tenant farmers on lands that I manage (one is a big Cabot guy) and they all are as described above.

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bionicmoonman t1_iwsl1zp wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#560,906)

I hope you know that the Democrat Party in 1864 is not the same as the Democrat Party of today. The term Yankee Doodle is a Revolutionary War term, the song you linked is a Civil War variation of Yankee Doodle.

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[deleted] t1_iwslesn wrote

Replying to bionicmoonman (#560,956)

Yea they're worse. The parade around acting like they support a democracy when they lock children in cages and poison people intentionally to make sure they can't reproduce. That's just the first example thay comes to mind.

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Fabulousfemur t1_iwsmwjp wrote

Replying to rickster907 (#560,414)

There seems to be a lot of video of him seeming inappropriate towards girls.

We keep giving money to Ukraine while our country is falling apart.

He ran on a platform of unification, but he's been fairly divisive, not "mean tweet" divisive, but he's certainly not doing anything for unification.

This country needs, more than anything, a president who can bring us back together. No matter what side you fall on, most of us want what is best for this country, but with different ideas how that should be done. As long as both sides keep putting the blame at the feet of the other, the government will continue to help themselves, to our detriment.

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BreadTruckToast t1_iwsqzhk wrote

Replying to VThillbilly (#561,247)

If you understand the difference between a political party name and political party ideology there is literally zero chance you arrive at the conclusion they’re the same. You’re the same type of moron who thinks the Nazis were socialists because they called themselves the “National Socialist Party”

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4567898761 t1_iwsss99 wrote

Some say he's still out there..

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you_give_me_coupon t1_iwstngf wrote

Replying to Most_Expert_8080 (#558,646)

I know, right! Anyone who doesn't like a president who said he would veto Medicare for All must be really stupid!

Only dumb people wouldn't like a president who's deliberately continued Trump's efforts to privatize medicare!

(Lol at the downvotes over inconvenient truths, haha.)

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you_give_me_coupon t1_iwsu24b wrote

Replying to rickster907 (#560,414)

I don't like Joe Biden because he said he'd veto Medicare for All. I don't like him because he told Goldman Sachs on day one of his 2020 campaign that "nothing would fundamentally change", and he followed through on that promise. I don't like him because he's deliberately continuing Trump's effort to privatize Medicare.

Oh, who am I kidding! I'm just some weak-minded asshole taking orders from my dear leader!!

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WoodyMD t1_iwsuksx wrote

This made me chuckle. Though, It's too coherent.

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NothingColdCanStay t1_iwswnx9 wrote

But did they find Hunter’s laptop at the end of the maize?

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tdukie13 t1_iwswusn wrote

If a middle schooler did this in their yard it'd be called bullying and they'd be disciplined. #4thekids

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Fabulousfemur t1_iwsyo0e wrote

Replying to Gilgamesh72 (#562,052)

I have 3 valid reasons why I don't support Biden. I've seen no proof that inappropriate behavior is faked. The billions we're giving Ukraine is straight forward, as his platform on unification.

What is Russian style propaganda?

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Ettuhenri t1_iwt0298 wrote

Listen, that’s pretty good

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Abbot_of_Cucany t1_iwtgqoy wrote

Replying to Fabulousfemur (#562,143)

Last I checked, we've committed to send about $4.5bil to Ukraine. (Maybe that's been increased but it's a good ballpark estimate). For comparison, that's about 0.6% of our defense budget. Or about 1/8 as much as we annually spend on beer.

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firearrow5235 t1_iwthux9 wrote

Replying to Fabulousfemur (#562,143)

You really don't have 3 valid reasons

Firstly, when it comes to the videos you're being fed cropped and clipped snippets and you're seeing what you want to see. . It's a massive misinformation campaign. In this day and age, if Biden truly was a creep, it'd have come out in a court of law by now.

As far as unification is concerned, what do you want him to do? Bend over and take it from a bunch of fascists who want to take away my rights and yours in the name of unity? Sorry, but that's just not how it works. When your guys are willing to finally come to the table and stop being obstructionist over ridiculous and petty policies, we'll send our guys.

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C1Y3R t1_iwudv8h wrote

Replying to Twombls (#558,730)

The guy has to be led through a room otherwise he ends up roaming or staring into space and shaking hands with the air. There are a ridiculous amount of videos from various tv appearances showing him acting like this. What is not to get?

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b1ack1323 t1_iwue090 wrote

Replying to VThillbilly (#561,247)

In 1863 Lincoln, A Republican, freed the slaves and advocated for their rights.

By 1930, the Republicans were anti Civil Rights and widely voted again Jim Crowe laws and right to vote.

Those sound like some pretty opposing beliefs.

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largeb789 t1_iwuh86f wrote

Replying to mookormyth (#560,695)

It's possible he could still earn that title, but after 45 that would be quite a feat. I don't want to live in that world since it probably will be a radioactive wasteland.

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Judgmentofgod t1_iwuloyc wrote

This appeared on my suggestion list, Maine says hi.

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TheMobyDicks t1_iwuqdp7 wrote

BaZing!

That'll get the 9 voters that live up there really thinking.

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you_give_me_coupon t1_iwv0hfl wrote

Replying to firearrow5235 (#563,480)

Jesus Christ. Biden's dissembling was obvious. We've known for years - decades? - that M4A would be cheaper and better for individuals and the country. My family would have saved ~$2500 a year just in premiums under Bernie's M4A plan, even after the tax "increases" to pay for it. (Paying $4 to save $5 is obviously a good deal.) Even the most extreme right-wing opponents of universal health care at Koch-funded thinktanks have said for years that M4A would save at least $300 billion a year.

Biden, or at least his handlers, knows all that. So for him to give that mush-mouthed answer, implying that M4A would be more expensive, when precisely the opposite is true, should be appalling. And if you think his answer meant anything other than "I will block M4A to protect a parasitic insurance industry that's among my biggest donors", I've got a bridge to sell you.

PS: What's the approved "fact checking" apologia for Biden continuing Trump's effort to privatize Medicare?

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you_give_me_coupon t1_iwv2kyo wrote

Replying to Working_You_2834 (#563,577)

Thank god for the fact-checkers! I was worried there was a threat to the parasitic insurance industry profiting off the suffering of millions! Some mush-mouthed dissembling, implying that M4A would be more expensive, when precisely the opposite is true, really did it! (It's amazing anyone falls for this garbage.)

Jesus Christ. Biden's dissembling was obvious. We've known for years - decades? - that M4A would be cheaper and better for individuals and the country. My family would have saved ~$2500 a year just in premiums under Bernie's M4A plan, even after the tax "increases" to pay for it. (Paying $4 to save $5 is obviously a good deal.) Even the most extreme right-wing opponents of universal health care at Koch-funded thinktanks have said for years that M4A would save at least $300 billion a year.

Biden, or at least his handlers, knows all that. So for him to give that mush-mouthed answer, implying that M4A would be more expensive, when precisely the opposite is true, should be appalling. And if you think his answer meant anything other than "I will block M4A to protect a parasitic insurance industry that's among my biggest donors", I've got a bridge to sell you.

PS: What's the approved "fact checking" apologia for Biden continuing Trump's effort to privatize Medicare?

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gmgvt t1_iwva64c wrote

Replying to 21stCenturyJanes (#558,848)

Co-sign! One of my colleagues showed up to a Zoom meeting last week wearing a T-shirt of cartoon laser-eyes Dark Brandon. (We work somewhere you can do that kind of stuff, heheh.)

Also I'm actually from Brandon, so, you know, I approve this message. OK, unlike the other half of people in Brandon who put Trump flags on their garages, but we purple town folk do what we can.

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Fabulousfemur t1_iwvgp6w wrote

Replying to firearrow5235 (#563,533)

business insider

pj media

What fascists are trying to take away rights? It's hard to understand because both sides use it as a buzzword.

Please don't assume I'm one of "your guys." I can relate to both sides of the political spectrum. I feel that neither side fully represents me or my beliefs because our system has turned entirely too binary when there is clearly some common ground in between.

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firearrow5235 t1_iwvoie0 wrote

Replying to Fabulousfemur (#568,833)

These Republicans tell me who to love, who to hate, who to fuck, who to not, whether or not I can make the choice with my partners to get an abortion, whether or not I can use a condom, which books I can read, which shows I can watch, which God I should worship, whether or not I'm a pussy for getting a harmless vaccine, that education is worthless, that we're incapable of fixing the world so we might as well do nothing, and that money is only good for one thing and that's making sure other people don't have any. I have no respect for them, because they hold no respect for me, who I am, or what I want.

Given the choice, I'd have voted almost anyone else in over Biden, but he's in there, and as far as I'm concerned he at the bare minimum does the job. Through all of the struggles we've had in past two years, I'm glad it's him handling it over any Rebublican. Were it Trump we'd actually be at war right now. That I believe.

Alright, so he's another creepy old fuck. I still don't buy it. It seems to be a lot of hear-say and opinion as opposed to concrete fact. But fine. He's still head and shoulders above any Republican.

I never said you were one of "my guys". In fact I'm pretty sure I made it clear you're not.

Riddle me this. What I want for our society is for everyone to be well off, and to not have to struggle just to maintain poverty status. For everyone to be able to be who they want to be assuming they're not physically hurting anyone else. For everyone to be educated and healthy. I want this country to lead the world properly, not be a joke. How will anything in the Republican platform help me achieve these dreams I have for society?

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Zap_Franka t1_iww4i6f wrote

Replying to rickster907 (#560,414)

> the most low-key never said a word to upset anyone in his life

"I've had a great relationship. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking,"

“We have this notion that somehow if you’re poor you can not do it,” “Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.” 

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td241 t1_iwwbz5l wrote

Replying to Zap_Franka (#570,917)

“Representative Jackie — are you here? Where’s Jackie?” (Jackie had died in a car crash)

“I probably have a much higher IQ than you do, I suspect,” (to a high school teacher)

“I mean, you’ve got the first sort of mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean,” (re: Obama)

“Clap for that, you stupid bastards,” ( to the 380th Air Expeditionary Wing stationed in Abu Dhabi )

"You stupid son of a bitch" (to a reporter)

There would've been candlelight vigils if Trump said any of these things.

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Working_You_2834 t1_iwwmvv9 wrote

Replying to you_give_me_coupon (#567,516)

I'm sorry, you seem to have misunderstood me. I couldn't care less about Bernie's M4A plan or Biden or Jesus Christ, and I'll let the readers decide for themselves what is and isn't amazing or obvious or appalling. My comment is limited to pointing out that you removed important context, which you did.

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you_give_me_coupon t1_iwwpbd4 wrote

Replying to Working_You_2834 (#572,281)

> I couldn't care less about Bernie's M4A plan or Biden

Your "important context" is just Biden deliberately lying to muddy the waters. Of course you don't care about relevant facts that support that. I'm glad you linked to what Biden actually said, because it comes off even worse.

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Fabulousfemur t1_iwxcczl wrote

Replying to Zap_Franka (#573,046)

I'm not smart enough to to know if our military budget is too large. I am concerned about China, Russia, and the middle east. What i would like to see is an audit of how all the money the federal government receives is used. Trim the fat in all programs.

And we need the federal government to budget more like a family budgets; the government should base its budget on income not require income to support its budget.

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Zap_Franka t1_iwxez8o wrote

Replying to Fabulousfemur (#574,077)

Couldn't agree more! I'm just saying that billions of essentially unaccountable money (so clue where th other poster's paltry 4.5b came from) is just funnelling into what we up until like 6 years ago called the most corrupt nation in Europe.

Pfff...and audit? You mean like an audit of where 1 trillion of similar (defense) money disappeared and right before a certain attack on our country?

Trust me...I'm right there with you. We could have literally fixed homelessness with with our proxy war 'budget’ against Russia. And more.... But even the fake progressives are all pro war. Two sides of the same coin....a false perception of choice.

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Abbot_of_Cucany t1_iwxg2dx wrote

Replying to Fabulousfemur (#566,420)

You're correct, I misread the original figures. Even at the proposed new spending level of $78 billion, it's still only twice as much as we spend on beer. And practically invisible compared to the $2–4 trillion cost to taxpayers of the 2017 corporate tax rate cuts.

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