Submitted by ihatedarkies420 t3_11cmivl in wallstreetbets
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phantomofthej t1_ja3tn7u wrote
haven’t lost in a game of Russian Roulette yet.
care for a game?
Sour-Bitter-Confused t1_ja3uieh wrote
This be true.
Positive_Wheel_7065 t1_ja3w84t wrote
Go back to r/Investing
jaytee2414 t1_ja3wlxw wrote
It be like that tho
Fun_Neighborhood8405 t1_ja3wvh2 wrote
Invest? This is a casino. Take your rational advice elsewhere.
InterestingThought33 t1_ja3y5g6 wrote
Invest in index funds, gamble in WSB meme stocks.
---77--- t1_ja3zw2q wrote
I thought FD was failure to deliver which is caused by naked shorting. I am guessing I am wrong some where.
zhalex48 t1_ja40m1r wrote
Thats about right, but whats the point?
STONKvsTITS t1_ja40mu7 wrote
Sir, this is Wendy's
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Cultural-Switch1726 t1_ja410ri wrote
Safe fun OTM options 🤩 > Boring slow Index fund/ETF 🤓
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Anatar19 t1_ja456yb wrote
I just assumed he meant 0 dte spy options when he said ETFs.
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LerooooooooyJenkins t1_ja47g6r wrote
I didn't realize there was a different way to invest in ETFs other than 0 dte options
technoexplorer t1_ja4aadd wrote
4-10k?
GorgeousMetal t1_ja4acf5 wrote
Every human emotion and experience can be represented by a Homer Simpson meme
Lemonraiderr t1_ja4bbv1 wrote
You know what “bets” means in wallstreetbets right?
ManufacturerLow2209 t1_ja4dakr wrote
This is a casino,Take your rational advice elsewhere.
downboat t1_ja4hh1j wrote
You can do both things! there are 0DTE on ETFs like SPY
FakeGonDisappear t1_ja4hk8b wrote
Hello Dr. Falken...
EVH_kit_guy t1_ja4n2p6 wrote
Por que no los dos?
RobertsonvsPhillips t1_ja4u683 wrote
Final day. I prefer 0dte.
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---77--- t1_ja5mkwb wrote
Thank you for enlightening me.
Major-Profession4455 t1_ja5qikp wrote
jdmulloy t1_ja5s01f wrote
Can't see without a login.
KlutzMat t1_ja5s9bg wrote
Yes officer, that man right there. He said "invest".
EvilDrCoconut t1_ja5xlym wrote
Sounds good, my Roth IRA has dropped nearly 28% in the last year. Almost feel like gambling would be better, and the Roth is handled by a professional investor who handled all my families accounts for the last 20 yrs
spac420 t1_ja626ws wrote
mmhmm...Investing Chad so fuckin smug. Wait till they live leak your fav CEO doin coke, tossin midgets and cashing out right before they yolo'd half the company in to Evergrande properties.
Economy-Assignment31 t1_ja62flr wrote
I'm more afraid of the guy who lost, but still comes back for more.
Coleman013 t1_ja62s9x wrote
Dude should be banned for posting shit like this on this sub. We’re here to gamble my friend
Nineworld-and-realms t1_ja69kmp wrote
Wait, isnt FD Fixed deposits, like safe investing?
BigGayBearDaddy t1_ja6e7e8 wrote
It's never too late to change
myne t1_ja6mdb1 wrote
Hahahaha! I thought it was fixed term deposits.
isweat_ t1_ja6pk5n wrote
Is this about BOIL, or the other meme stonks 😂
masstransience t1_ja6pq6d wrote
Responsibly for whom?
suazb95 t1_ja6rob8 wrote
Hilarious!
KrustyKrebsCycle t1_ja6xir0 wrote
It doesn’t mean fd, regard
EpicWhaleSquad t1_ja7404g wrote
Sir, this is a casino.
Ok-Lawfulness-5739 t1_ja7kdqp wrote
You are watching Financial Collapse in real time.
Throwaway34532345433 t1_ja7khnu wrote
A cat took a shit in my mouth in Hammersmith
Pepepopowa t1_ja7rqp4 wrote
And I get why people stopped using it xD
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RobertsonvsPhillips t1_ja7xf1b wrote
What does FD mean then, fellow regard?
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RobertsonvsPhillips t1_ja7y8s0 wrote
I looked it up and re replied, so basically a weekly otm.
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KrustyKrebsCycle t1_ja8yre6 wrote
RobertsonvsPhillips t1_ja9kehk wrote
Bro travel down the thread , I looked it up like 6hrs ago.
RobertsonvsPhillips t1_ja9kmx4 wrote
Also though this definition of it is funny 😁
VisualMod t1_ja3rytz wrote