Submitted by McFatty7 t3_125skbl in wallstreetbets
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bananabanker t1_je5mvhu wrote
>Like 4chan found a Bloomberg Terminal.
twat_muncher t1_je5ote4 wrote
This is news?
konstantinos2000 t1_je5pk55 wrote
AdvertisingFront9300 t1_je5tvo7 wrote
-With Regards, WSB.
NoobCinema75SGF t1_je5udgf wrote
I thought Reddit had rules about personal attacks?
pigsgetfathogsdie t1_je5yacd wrote
MEDIA:
Retail: Degenerates
Professional: Model Citizens
REALITY:
Retail: Regards
Professional: Inside Traders, Grifters, Fraudsters
good-times- t1_je5z06n wrote
-Regards
Regard
readonlypdf t1_je5zs4q wrote
0DTE options are fun
But I like to see plays that have some thought behind it. Even if the thought was really dumb.
Like April 21 $LMT 500 calls
fontasia t1_je6jfp8 wrote
God imagine being a "journalist" and being told to "write about how retail traders perform just as poorly as actual traders but retail are ruining everything. Also I was the mayor of New York for a while but I don't want people to look at what I actually did too closely."
KeepTheBills t1_je6k0rl wrote
So buy $CME
Interesting_Adagio49 t1_je6oex8 wrote
I curse your arrow back button....
Nieshtze t1_je6scir wrote
100k per bloomberg terminal well spent for this groundbreaking news
[deleted] t1_je6se9j wrote
Highest regards
arpatel530 t1_je6t3j8 wrote
Better than buying treasuries and blowing up eventually over a few years. This way you can blow up every day
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Darth_Cartsalot t1_je74qzj wrote
Damn. Same boat. Only thing saving my ass right now is Intel calls.
alanzo123 t1_je773il wrote
i was up $400 today on puts and then sold for a loss. the puts went to zero at the end. more frustrating than fun.
cantadmittoposting t1_je78mca wrote
has anyone done "twitch plays day trading" yet?
sneakybob t1_je7b9qy wrote
Did you learn a lesson about taking profits?
alanzo123 t1_je7bcp4 wrote
nope and still haven’t. greed sure is something.
readonlypdf t1_je7j887 wrote
I mean.... the rest of my portfolio is saving me.
SkipperSkupper t1_je7j9h1 wrote
Sir please put your pants back on, Miss Pelosi is on line 2 for you
pigsgetfathogsdie t1_je7jhy3 wrote
Does she have my weekly insider info?
Darth_Cartsalot t1_je7mygx wrote
At the very least you got good trades in. Honestly, I'm just dabbling in the market. I had 80 sitting in my portfolio, so I just yolo'd it. Other than the Intel calls, that was a calculated risk.
Might risk the last of my paycheck for the biscuit and toss 100 at SVB and see if they rebound.
HuntPsychological673 t1_je7orta wrote
Warm regards to all!
readonlypdf t1_je7wl8g wrote
Most of my positions now are dividend yielding because I'm expecting a contraction. So I can get income from that when market crashes
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Highborn_Hellest t1_je8s9y8 wrote
" For big investors, these derivatives — “zero-day-to-expiry” options, or 0DTE for short "
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don't they mean FDs for short? smh
firesquasher t1_je9en94 wrote
It's Mrs. Tread/Trade carefully or else she'll drop the hammer on you too.
VisualMod t1_je5mdq4 wrote