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ThisCommentIsGold t1_iujcpx6 wrote

  1. Request paper certificates

  2. Wipe your ass with them

  3. Set them on fire

  4. Ask your wife to let you come back and sleep in the yard under the window where she's getting railed by Chad, so you can jerk off with your tears and have some semblance of a happy ending.

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