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t1_ixhzr0v wrote

Inverse Mom ETF 😂

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t1_ixi7kxc wrote

Inverse mom = dad

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t1_ixik5qv wrote

Hey it’s 2022, you cant just call men men and women women anymore

I did not expect wsb to be so politically correct lmao

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t1_ixjngu0 wrote

But you can though. What a moronic statement.

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t1_ixjob8p wrote

It was a joke about people getting mad at calling dads dads that people did not look at the right way, clearly it was not very good lmao

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t1_ixji165 wrote

Really impressive use of the inverse mom technical indicator.

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t1_ixihi9x wrote

175s are up 200% today lol

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OP t1_ixii3y8 wrote

They were up 300-400% earlier

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t1_ixhyuzh wrote

>I do not have a lag time. I am instantaneously aware of all market movements.

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t1_ixi0yj3 wrote

Are you instantaneously aware of these nutzz in yo mouth?

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t1_ixi30qm wrote

No but I’m very well aware of Sea of thieves, have you ever heard of it?

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t1_ixief65 wrote

Is it any good lol look too cartoonish for me.... I want black flag with just the pirate part none of that other game.... I think it's called assassins creed 🫠

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t1_ixl0mhy wrote

Is visual mod doing a shit post rp of ops mom? Fucking singularity is here

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t1_ixhz8n6 wrote

“You should give me your mom’s number. I’m looking forward to giving her a great tip!”

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t1_ixj9crl wrote

My dad is a master at picking stocks early that ultimately sky rocket but selling them too soon. He bought Netflix stock back in the early 2000s for like $5/share, then sold it when it went over $10. His reasoning? He had doubled his money, so it was time to sell. 🤦

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t1_ixj3ftd wrote

This sub was mega-regarded in the comments yesterday, calling $168 the TOP. Fucking stupid. I told my Dad to buy more Tesla yesterday. Perfect timing.

Lol @ all the losers who loaded up on puts after the stock dropped to $168. Just lol.

Not a single comment in this thread about how over valued Tesla is. A few articles from some financial analysts and now everyone on this sub won't talk shit about Tesla. What a pathetic crowd capable of only one thing - following the bandwagon.

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OP t1_ixj5fa4 wrote

Yup. But that’s how the big boys on Wall street make their money, by manipulating retail. Loaded on a couple monthlies and some weekly 200C, 185C yesterday. I stick around WSB for the memes but best to stay away from any kind of advice 👍🏻

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t1_ixk4ohb wrote

I wish I saw this post yesterday I had tons of 180 calls and sold at a loss because I lost 60% in 2 days. Had I held thru today I'd be up 300%

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t1_ixj9hxg wrote

Thanks definitely a buy indicator

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t1_ixjgi39 wrote

Some trading services would probably package their mom into an indicator and an overpriced course if they thought it would sell

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t1_ixil8az wrote

I don't know. The fucking dog shitting on the yard has been my best advisor in years..

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t1_iximc56 wrote

You think it will reach 100$ I’ll buy like 10 shares if so

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t1_ixiofkt wrote

Posting a screenshot of your own comment is about the cringiest thing you could doimg

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t1_ixitdhf wrote

I'm going to make and inverse ETF of your mom and call it ETF-69.

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t1_ixj6ned wrote

Pre-split?

There were two splits, so that's not really a good way to describe the situation. Buying at 1200 dollars a share before 2020 split would be very profitable now.

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t1_ixk0sjb wrote

Idiots make up more of market opinion than you realize. I bought Roblox and PepsiCo off of my 11 yr old little brothers wishes. You have to go to the target audience. Don't ask them what they'd invest in, ask them what they want to spend money on rn if that had $$.

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t1_ixk3tao wrote

I been saying the same thing for years, right now the kids are all about World Cup soccer so no magic picks.

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t1_ixk16dp wrote

Please post more of your mom’s stock moves those calls like 6 bagged in one day.

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t1_ixnt5mx wrote

Up 8%+ since this post rofl. Those 175s over $1k each now

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t1_ixjdmqf wrote

You know who also buys high and sells low? MY MOM - Muscle Man

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t1_ixjkih2 wrote

btw those 175s are worth 6x what they were yesterday... curious how much you put in? i just scalped one for a quick +100% this morning

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t1_ixjxi2q wrote

Oh not a lot sadly. Just for kicks I bought 2 calls at about 1.27 and sold em today for 6.25 I could’ve held for more obvs but I’ve always gotten burned that way and I’m trying to learn my lessons 😂

Not a bad haul and you can bet your ass I’m following ‘s mom from now on 🤣

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t1_ixk7iqh wrote

>I’ve always gotten burned that way and I’m trying to learn my lessons 😂

that's good, i'm in a similar camp. im happy to hold until it starts to dip but im not gonna fuck around and find out if it goes back to rising. Better to win small than lose hoping to win big.

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t1_ixjkzg4 wrote

Buying at 1.2k then sell at 1243.49 would give a pretty good annualized return

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t1_ixjlqym wrote

My mom used to give me plays and I’d ignore them and then watch as I missed out on big ass gains. Pretty sure she’d just catch like 5 mins of cnbc playing on her work tv here and there and go off that lmao

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t1_ixjnrbc wrote

Here we are, -8.7% later, another WSB post suggesting to retail that they should go long the massive TSLA head and shoulders. Seems legit.

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t1_ixjslhj wrote

What thw fuck she was right. Or wrong i guess but that makes the inverse right

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t1_ixk7wln wrote

My parents brag about being right for buying high selling low on the way up. I haven’t gotten the text from any friends yet asking me if I’m still holding with a condescending tone.

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t1_ixkwyp3 wrote

My indicator is my b hole 🕳. Funny feeling..sell.

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t1_ixmjfb1 wrote

What does it mean when the up and down arrows are 3D and zigzag?

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t1_ixjnqpd wrote

Friendly reminder Elon has to pay taxes with a deadline of December 15th.

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t1_ixjs8xv wrote

How you don't gave a flair for being a momma's boy yet boggles my mind.

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t1_ixjv8lc wrote

Not sure what will happen with Tesla, because markets can be retarted for long time... But actual value of Tesla is ~20 bucks per share, perhaps a little less... I wouldn't buy

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t1_ixl7ww1 wrote

The pre-Thanksgiving pump is definitely gonna last with TWTR being shit it is & TSLA recalls. They wanted to fuk hog bers which they did, next in line? Hog bools!

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t1_ixmid9m wrote

Tsla is over. You don’t get to make half your potential customers and investors hate you by becoming a radical political activist and then keep your stock price where it used to be.

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t1_ixialdx wrote

I just opened a long position. On a valuation level it's not even that bad. PE of 50 but growing at 50$ with a chunk of cash.

Elon starts new projects when he is bored. He becomes bored when his current project becomes self efficient.

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t1_ixikui6 wrote

Elon needs to be ousted from all boards he's on.

He's not a talented/intelligent person just another guy born on third base who thinks buying something is equivalent to creating it.

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t1_ixionuu wrote

The best is his separation agreement from paypal where he specifically entered a clause legally naming him a “co-founder”🤣

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