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VisualMod t1_ixhyuzh wrote

>I do not have a lag time. I am instantaneously aware of all market movements.

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BYE_HI_SELL_LOW t1_ixhz8n6 wrote

“You should give me your mom’s number. I’m looking forward to giving her a great tip!”

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jdcl00 t1_ixi2jm9 wrote

I increased my position in Tesla !

He he he ...thanks for shorting..

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ASloppySquirrel t1_ixialdx wrote

I just opened a long position. On a valuation level it's not even that bad. PE of 50 but growing at 50$ with a chunk of cash.

Elon starts new projects when he is bored. He becomes bored when his current project becomes self efficient.

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dekrob t1_ixihi9x wrote

175s are up 200% today lol

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lrrc49 t1_ixikui6 wrote

Replying to ASloppySquirrel (#634,958)

Elon needs to be ousted from all boards he's on.

He's not a talented/intelligent person just another guy born on third base who thinks buying something is equivalent to creating it.

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Powernick50 t1_ixil8az wrote

I don't know. The fucking dog shitting on the yard has been my best advisor in years..

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cbusoh66 t1_ixim4xr wrote

Your mom needs a boyfriend

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TerpOnaut t1_iximc56 wrote

You think it will reach 100$ I’ll buy like 10 shares if so

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TheRealJugger t1_ixiofkt wrote

Posting a screenshot of your own comment is about the cringiest thing you could doimg

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AmidgetnamedGreg t1_ixitdhf wrote

I'm going to make and inverse ETF of your mom and call it ETF-69.

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grizzly_teddy t1_ixj3ftd wrote

This sub was mega-regarded in the comments yesterday, calling $168 the TOP. Fucking stupid. I told my Dad to buy more Tesla yesterday. Perfect timing.

Lol @ all the losers who loaded up on puts after the stock dropped to $168. Just lol.

Not a single comment in this thread about how over valued Tesla is. A few articles from some financial analysts and now everyone on this sub won't talk shit about Tesla. What a pathetic crowd capable of only one thing - following the bandwagon.

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nailattack OP t1_ixj5fa4 wrote

Replying to grizzly_teddy (#637,909)

Yup. But that’s how the big boys on Wall street make their money, by manipulating retail. Loaded on a couple monthlies and some weekly 200C, 185C yesterday. I stick around WSB for the memes but best to stay away from any kind of advice 👍🏻

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ThatLastPut t1_ixj6ned wrote

Pre-split?

There were two splits, so that's not really a good way to describe the situation. Buying at 1200 dollars a share before 2020 split would be very profitable now.

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Pancrat t1_ixj8smo wrote

So I’m not crazy… Tesla definitely used to be over 1 K but it’s all time high says like 400

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Sihaya2021 t1_ixj9crl wrote

My dad is a master at picking stocks early that ultimately sky rocket but selling them too soon. He bought Netflix stock back in the early 2000s for like $5/share, then sold it when it went over $10. His reasoning? He had doubled his money, so it was time to sell. 🤦

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jcpham t1_ixj9hxg wrote

Thanks definitely a buy indicator

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SgtKeeneye t1_ixjdmqf wrote

You know who also buys high and sells low? MY MOM - Muscle Man

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Fox_Technicals t1_ixjgi39 wrote

Some trading services would probably package their mom into an indicator and an overpriced course if they thought it would sell

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i_seII_DMT_carts t1_ixjkih2 wrote

btw those 175s are worth 6x what they were yesterday... u/cubanbrewer curious how much you put in? i just scalped one for a quick +100% this morning

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qwerty12345qazwsx t1_ixjkzg4 wrote

Buying at 1.2k then sell at 1243.49 would give a pretty good annualized return

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Plenty-Point4351 t1_ixjlqym wrote

My mom used to give me plays and I’d ignore them and then watch as I missed out on big ass gains. Pretty sure she’d just catch like 5 mins of cnbc playing on her work tv here and there and go off that lmao

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WizardT88 t1_ixjnqpd wrote

Friendly reminder Elon has to pay taxes with a deadline of December 15th.

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ThatsUnbelievable t1_ixjnrbc wrote

Here we are, -8.7% later, another WSB post suggesting to retail that they should go long the massive TSLA head and shoulders. Seems legit.

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mvale002 t1_ixjq1jo wrote

‘Twas a good day!

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Affectionate-Idea690 t1_ixjrs8n wrote

Shh, butt don't tell em, that his Mom is my girlfriends boyfriends sex slave.

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BelcherSucks t1_ixjs8xv wrote

How you don't gave a flair for being a momma's boy yet boggles my mind.

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HedonisticImperator t1_ixjslhj wrote

What thw fuck she was right. Or wrong i guess but that makes the inverse right

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buwefy t1_ixjv8lc wrote

Not sure what will happen with Tesla, because markets can be retarted for long time... But actual value of Tesla is ~20 bucks per share, perhaps a little less... I wouldn't buy

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CubanBrewer t1_ixjxi2q wrote

Replying to i_seII_DMT_carts (#639,716)

Oh not a lot sadly. Just for kicks I bought 2 calls at about 1.27 and sold em today for 6.25 I could’ve held for more obvs but I’ve always gotten burned that way and I’m trying to learn my lessons 😂

Not a bad haul and you can bet your ass I’m following u/nailattack ‘s mom from now on 🤣

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Kiiaru t1_ixk0sjb wrote

Idiots make up more of market opinion than you realize. I bought Roblox and PepsiCo off of my 11 yr old little brothers wishes. You have to go to the target audience. Don't ask them what they'd invest in, ask them what they want to spend money on rn if that had $$.

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Tremulant1 t1_ixk16dp wrote

Please post more of your mom’s stock moves those calls like 6 bagged in one day.

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CactusButtons t1_ixk4knx wrote

Hope you didn’t inherit her paper hands.

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Zaltt t1_ixk4ohb wrote

I wish I saw this post yesterday I had tons of 180 calls and sold at a loss because I lost 60% in 2 days. Had I held thru today I'd be up 300%

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i_seII_DMT_carts t1_ixk7iqh wrote

Replying to CubanBrewer (#641,236)

>I’ve always gotten burned that way and I’m trying to learn my lessons 😂

that's good, i'm in a similar camp. im happy to hold until it starts to dip but im not gonna fuck around and find out if it goes back to rising. Better to win small than lose hoping to win big.

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4TheOutdoors t1_ixk7wln wrote

My parents brag about being right for buying high selling low on the way up. I haven’t gotten the text from any friends yet asking me if I’m still holding with a condescending tone.

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tokerdad76 t1_ixknt8n wrote

Wait… your mom is Jim Cramer?? Wtf?

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50SLAT t1_ixkwyp3 wrote

My indicator is my b hole 🕳. Funny feeling..sell.

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rp2012-blackthisout t1_ixl4dza wrote

Reddit app looks just as shitty as mobile. I see no point for it.

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eichenes t1_ixl7ww1 wrote

The pre-Thanksgiving pump is definitely gonna last with TWTR being shit it is & TSLA recalls. They wanted to fuk hog bers which they did, next in line? Hog bools!

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driveonsun t1_ixmid9m wrote

Tsla is over. You don’t get to make half your potential customers and investors hate you by becoming a radical political activist and then keep your stock price where it used to be.

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Fit-Boomer t1_ixmjfb1 wrote

What does it mean when the up and down arrows are 3D and zigzag?

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grizzly_teddy t1_ixnt5mx wrote

Up 8%+ since this post rofl. Those 175s over $1k each now

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