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t1_j28ixdg wrote

I always used to wonder how the hell the ancient people could look into sky, pick 4 stars and come up with some wild nonsence like "this is a horse drawn charriot that is going across the sky, with the rider shoting flaming arrows"...

Well, I guess when you stare at something long enough you start seeing thing. :D Sure, this is totally a horse... :D

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t1_j28ou2k wrote

Alcohol may have been a factor.

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OP t1_j28tpd2 wrote

25 minutes till the markets open, I'm shitfaced. Preparation is key.

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t1_j29jzyr wrote

I mean if the markets gonna fuck you, it's wise to relax as best you can. Not the worst idea I've seen posted today.

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t1_j28nzk9 wrote

Mfker gonna be an anteater soon.

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t1_j28w6it wrote

I wish that the Fed was just a group of rich assholes who decided to impact policy to make charts make different patterns as a giant game of Pictionary or Scribblio despite it making and destroying families. I also hope they are just doing it for a traveling trophy.

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t1_j28qy1i wrote

I completely wrote off TA a long time ago but this just brought me back.

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t1_j28fue3 wrote

Lets pray its a unicorn👍 Magic sometimes happens 👍👍 Big PP energy 👍👍👍

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t1_j29oaro wrote

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t1_j2937bp wrote

Alright. I'm seeing the plan. Back to horse and buggy. Short tech and invest in ranches and blacksmiths. EDIT: Stetson! Giant hats!

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t1_j29b0tv wrote

The technical analysis on this horse is off the charts. What will happen next????

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OP t1_j29eta2 wrote

They bring out a shotgun.

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t1_j29jx3m wrote

Honestly, let them draw what they want. Just, please, goddamnit guys, leave my meager profits alone 😭 too much lost and so little gained.

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t1_j29lbdn wrote

I just wish they would give a clue what they are drawing so we can frantically bet our life that it's a dragon this time. Nope it was a penis...again...

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t1_j2a35w3 wrote

Technically, it's analysis

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OP t1_j2a6to8 wrote

I've watched a lot of Bloomberg TV this year.

All that technology and expertise... not one of them spotted it.

Hacks.

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t1_j2a091y wrote

Maybe try making stock predictions looking by at clouds for Unicorns in 2023👀🤡

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OP t1_j2a64rl wrote

Wait, isn't that what we've been doing this year?

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t1_j2al87r wrote

Nay is also what my portfolio says when asked about profits

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t1_j2bb6za wrote

Nice point of view. I actually see it as a descending channel but this works too lol.

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t1_j2bdd2z wrote

Damn Bro! That's Fucking BONERIFIC!!!🍆🍆🍆

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t1_j2blfnr wrote

You see a horse and I see a lizard from Dark Souls 3. Actually, I see the money printer.

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t1_j2c2h17 wrote

The reliable horse pattern. Know it when I see it

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t1_j2c700t wrote

Just imagine if the feds weren't purposefully crashing the market. Possibly chance of market going haywire ballistic 🤣🥲💯

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