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Free-Public-Wifi t1_j6llnz8 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:40 AM

According to Family Guy John Wayne ate steak for breakfast, lunch, and dinner; makes sense considering he had over 40 lbs of impacted fecal matter during his autopsy. Calls on impacted fecal matter and enlarged colons due to less plant based meats being consumed.

Sisboombah74 t1_j6lmz1x wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:52 AM

I think you’re confusing John Wayne with Elvis.