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Agingkitten t1_jegjhv3 wrote
Reply to comment by Business_Bumblebee80 in Mainstream knowledge of human porta-potties means that META puts are about to print by Business_Bumblebee80
I’m not sure if anyone actually cares? Unless advertisers pull out any stock dip will be temporary at best IMO. meta is less than 2% of my portfolio so I’m not exceptionally worried. But I will watch it
DevilsTreasure t1_jegjdt3 wrote
Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
Options - the quick way to build your own personal bear market
the-truth-time t1_jegj7jk wrote
Reply to Mainstream knowledge of human porta-potties means that META puts are about to print by Business_Bumblebee80
I like hookers but i also like puts so im at a loss here on what to do. Lmao
Healthy_Friend9257 OP t1_jegj74d wrote
Reply to comment by VisualMod in Advice required for an upcoming investment comp. by Healthy_Friend9257
I let’s say that if I were to invest 300,000 $ in a stock who CAGR is 57.07% , the valuation of my portfolio would be 471,210 $ (300’000 + 57.07 %) ? Thanks a lot btw
Business_Bumblebee80 OP t1_jegj3bx wrote
Reply to comment by Agingkitten in Mainstream knowledge of human porta-potties means that META puts are about to print by Business_Bumblebee80
It is becoming mainstream knowledge. There are popular videos about it on youtube.
BrianKronberg t1_jegj2vm wrote
Immature position. Yes you can build your own, because you want it to use your private data for learning. That is a real thing. Create your own personal assistant with access to your private data ensuring no one else can get to it. But, that $85k of hardware is very limited and will need management and upgrading to grow. That is where the cloud service is way better. Plus, if it is important enough to build your own you also need to secure it. Good luck there.
grimkhor t1_jegj2ec wrote
Reply to comment by Illustrious-Option-9 in Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
DICK'S... Sporting Goods
[deleted] t1_jegj0on wrote
Reply to comment by Therevengeofthenerds in Advice required for an upcoming investment comp. by Healthy_Friend9257
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Therevengeofthenerds t1_jegizpp wrote
I'd say the most important acronym to understand is "FDs". All sophisticated investor's use it countless times everyday.
PussyBreath007 t1_jegizio wrote
Reply to $SCHW YOLO by potato111a
Good luck. Can’t stand Schwab as a brokerage. Their app is borderline unusable. Ditched them a while ago
freeeraine88 t1_jegiy98 wrote
Reply to YOLO: May Lord Buffett announce a position in $FRC this weekend. $29k on next weeks 15 calls by dustytrashfence
If you can get out of this. You should
a10lber t1_jegiy38 wrote
Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
Now you're investing like a pro.
Agingkitten t1_jegisz1 wrote
Reply to Mainstream knowledge of human porta-potties means that META puts are about to print by Business_Bumblebee80
I am seeing articles as far back as 2019 with the same claim. Why will the stock tank now?
SuperBearPut t1_jegiqyn wrote
Reply to YOLO: May Lord Buffett announce a position in $FRC this weekend. $29k on next weeks 15 calls by dustytrashfence
I will buy one share first thing Monday to ensure your calls stay OTM.
SpaceToaster t1_jegip7f wrote
Reply to comment by erickssm in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
Holy money supply, Batman!
Responsible_Sport575 t1_jegip0n wrote
Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
Tis but a scratch
No_Doubt_222 t1_jegin2b wrote
For all the AMC haters, BOHICA......
LerooooooooyJenkins t1_jegif7h wrote
You're in the wrong forum my friend, this is for the highly regarded willing to bet their life savings on a 1:1,000,000,000 long shot. Try r/stocks
Gamerindreams t1_jegibvd wrote
VisualMod t1_jegib2a wrote
Reply to Mainstream knowledge of human porta-potties means that META puts are about to print by Business_Bumblebee80
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Hey /u/Business_Bumblebee80, positions or ban. Reply to this with a screenshot of your entry/exit. >TL;DR: I think META stock is about to nosedive because people are finding out that most Instagram models are actually prostitutes. I have contacted the FTC and several law enforcement agencies to get the ball rolling.
NoDadYouShutUp t1_jegi7nl wrote
You don’t know fuck about shit, bud
sluttyseinfeld t1_jegi5j1 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Computer1417 in [NSFW] The whole tech industry is shitting their pants right now by why_is_not_real
Why would I use Google or Microsoft’s AI which are constantly being improved by thousands of devs when I can just spend $85k to run one on my home computer and it will be obsolete in 3 months?
kremlin-cola t1_jegi2y8 wrote
Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
hang in there. took an 8k bath today too. we will recover.
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