Suspicious_Army_904 t1_jegw7cc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:48 PM

Reply to OK analyst by Affectionate_Lab_425

Hahahaba this meme made me laugh so hard.

awkwaman OP t1_jegw4yt wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:47 PM

Reply to comment by Majestic-Two4184 in TSLA 0dte YOLO by awkwaman

About 11:30 to 1:00 PM est. Laddered out but turns out I could've held til close for more gains 😂 I was burned by 0dte earlier this week tho so I took the gift I was given. Actual day's gain is posted above

Hot-Unit808 t1_jegw3zw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:47 PM

Reply to I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925

This is why I short TQQQ. One pullback and wa la I am at break even!

SpakysAlt t1_jegw0gf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:46 PM

Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562

Thanks for your donation.

chickennoobiesoup t1_jegvwu7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:45 PM

Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562

I just pretend it’s not a chart of my portfolio value, it’s a chart of me skiing at Aspen with all the money I’m making.

Sinaguso t1_jegvtvk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:45 PM

Reply to Bears to Burry after his tweet yesterday... by ExceptionallyGreat

Based

wickity_wackk t1_jegvfr3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:42 PM

Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562

If you switch it to CAD the number will go up

awkwaman OP t1_jegvefu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:42 PM

Reply to comment by TimeToGetTheBread in TSLA 0dte YOLO by awkwaman

https://preview.redd.it/3ps3x8l327ra1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=fccc362d54a8c2b57e7d7774bb7f4c0441d01230

Was too busy taking screenshot instead of taking gains 😂 Never forget the rule! Dang things even closed at 4.65 bid. I took profits around 3.30 and messed around a little after that. No regrets though. Turned ~2000 into 5800 last Thursday, screwed around with crypto and options, and yesterday I had 700 left. Threw in an extra 300 this morning and the rest is history. Never play with rent money boys and girls. This money is going straight to the bank on Monday no cap.

Shoryukitten_ t1_jegvdwz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:41 PM

Reply to comment by Dothemath2 in End of quarter rally? by poorschoolteacher

Thank you

HouseofPremyslid t1_jegvcne wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:41 PM

Reply to comment by mrnotadvice in Went long QQQ calls today. I feel very dirty. by mrnotadvice

I'm all out of bubblegum

[deleted] t1_jegvcm0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:41 PM

Reply to Heard this gem from a 12 year old just now by Additional_Variety20

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Own-Fox9066 t1_jegva5z wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:41 PM

Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562

Quit with the options trading lol

Majestic-Two4184 t1_jegv3v0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:39 PM

Reply to TSLA 0dte YOLO by awkwaman

What time did you buy at and how long did you hold?

PresterJohnsKingdom t1_jegv1qi wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:39 PM

Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562

Looks like you pizza'd when you should have french fried. You pizza when you should french fry, you're gonna have a bad time.

whitekatana t1_jegv1az wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:39 PM

Reply to I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925

Are you bankrupt yet?

Poke_collectibles20 t1_jegv0c9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:39 PM

Reply to No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197

You're early!

LeoBrok3n t1_jeguy7w wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:38 PM

Reply to "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover

Isn't this money being pulled from one bank and placed into another? These high-rollers aren't taking out cash deposists and hiding it their mattresses.