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Burnthesystem21 t1_jegzi2q wrote
Reply to I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
I hope you sold yesterday 😳
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Reply to Charles Schwab changing receiver account by Dr_One69
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stubbly_bubbly t1_jegzbr5 wrote
Reply to Short Nestle SW by Good_Ad7745
I can get behind this. Fuck Nestle
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Reply to comment by Sven_Golliwog in How bears feel rn by NeedThoseGains69
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Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
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Curiousdude925 OP t1_jegz5e3 wrote
Reply to I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
Update: Now down nearly 30k… guess I’ll just go bankrupt 🤷🏼♂️
captainoompa t1_jegz3lr wrote
Facts there is no other way around it
Responsible_Sport575 t1_jegz1nh wrote
Reply to comment by ghann in Hi friends! I just started trading last year and i wanted to share some hot nsfw loss porn. by HookerAddiction
Combined with coke and your unstoppable!
Richofinvestingnocap t1_jegz10o wrote
Reply to comment by lynkarion in Most Anticipated Earnings Releases for the week beginning April 3rd, 2023 by bigbear0083
How do you think they’ll do? I was thinking of grabbing calls
JBaller13 t1_jegz0fm wrote
We’ll see who’s laughing when you lose all your money on those puts! 🤡
Successful_Car1670 t1_jegyt2b wrote
Reply to comment by patriots317 in Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
You laugh and yet interest rates have climbed while average people have gone into debt to buy groceries and gas. China and Russia are aligned against the US in a proxy war that threatens WW3 and we’re heading into a debt ceiling fight that threatens the credit of this country that has stood firm for 240+ years. Please tell my why you are bullish? Cuz they have 300 bils for banks that bought bad treasuries?
Responsible_Sport575 t1_jegylug wrote
Reply to comment by 1600hazenstreet in Hi friends! I just started trading last year and i wanted to share some hot nsfw loss porn. by HookerAddiction
Why everyone trying to pimp vis mod out? And to that Google bot, please! Our leader has better taste than that low rent nightmare.
[deleted] t1_jegyiha wrote
Reply to Beyond Meat? by ScummyCivicOwner
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HouseofPremyslid t1_jegyibj wrote
Reply to comment by mrnotadvice in Went long QQQ calls today. I feel very dirty. by mrnotadvice
I know this scam. You have two accounts you've take both sides of the trades. Look! This account is successful. Wow!
paulc19802 t1_jegyfbh wrote
Reply to Beyond Meat? by ScummyCivicOwner
Do you want to eat meat or a clean non-processed plant based diet?
Kind of a trick question. Because the answer doesn't matter as Beyond Meat is neither of those things.
UCACashFlow t1_jegy9uq wrote
Reply to Beyond Meat? by ScummyCivicOwner
Nope. Their business performance is poor, so there’s no reason to expect meaningful growth, especially since the product is targeted towards health-conscious consumers, but has more sodium and saturated fats than meat. Plus it doesn’t have the nutrients one would get from meat (with the exception of high calcium).
Big-Routine222 t1_jegy8l6 wrote
Reply to No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
This aged like milk
Testcase13779 t1_jegy5yr wrote
Reply to $SCHW YOLO by potato111a
My 401k has about 12k worth of SCHW. They seem to have gotten caught in a mess they're barely even tangentially related to. Comfortable with my mid-50s cost basis but wouldn't mind buying more around 50 if it keeps dropping.
Haunting_Ad_6021 t1_jegy5e4 wrote
Reply to Beyond Meat? by ScummyCivicOwner
Rough company to work for
https://www.npr.org/2022/09/20/1124160661/beyond-meat-executive-nose-bite-suspended
Zealousideal-Crew-25 t1_jegy2n9 wrote
Ya deposits left bcs you can get 5% on a CD
Glittering_Claim8079 t1_jegxzvf wrote
Reply to comment by Dannythewizard456 in End of quarter rally? by poorschoolteacher
Banks start gambling again with free money
nigerdaumus t1_jegxyo4 wrote
Reply to I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
Question. I also shorted the market. Fuck You for not shorting harder. Now we're ruined
PresterJohnsKingdom t1_jegxu89 wrote
Reply to comment by ScummyCivicOwner in Beyond Meat? by ScummyCivicOwner
...every day's the same when you're unemployed I guess?
I suppose I should warn you of the macroeconomic headwinds facing the automotive market...slowing car sales, chip shortages, etc. but seems you've made your play already. There are certainly worse companies than HMC to park your money, and Beyond is one of them.
Godspeed, fellow regard.
Legitimate-Ad-6385 t1_jegxtgh wrote
Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
You're doing great! Only 25k more to go
[deleted] t1_jegzo28 wrote
Reply to I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
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