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vangoncho OP t1_jeh3bn1 wrote
Reply to comment by bakakaldsas in Hahahaha such a funny meme (totally not a solution to the stock market pretend its a funny meme so that Reddit parent company doesn't ban) by vangoncho
puts next week
ImFedUpWithItAll t1_jeh3933 wrote
Reply to comment by paulc19802 in AMC Stock Faces Triple Threat: Conversion, Reverse Split, and Dilution by wetdirtkurt
There is gonna be a major pump after the RS as the number of shares will make pumping viable again.
After that it'll drop like a stone in the dump phase again.
EmergencyFair6786 t1_jeh38c0 wrote
Reply to I shorted the Nasdaq AMA by Curiousdude925
Why are you so highly regarded?
PlsDonateADollar t1_jeh3669 wrote
Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
Lol that’s awful you should donate some money to me and win chances at 10k!
Every dollar is a entry! Pay my mortgage everybody wins!
bakakaldsas t1_jeh32em wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Hahahaha such a funny meme (totally not a solution to the stock market pretend its a funny meme so that Reddit parent company doesn't ban) by vangoncho
No shit...
Whaleoilbefuked t1_jeh30kt wrote
Reply to comment by Affectionate_Cup9112 in Volume Buys Just Went Through The Roof Again On SPY Today - Here Are The Next Waves by B3stAuD1t0rofA11tiME
Sold too early, Monday all the inflows from 401(k)s Roth IRA’s HSA’s will hit and send the market up. Probably see 414-417 Monday. Then good time to load up on may puts
Weaves87 t1_jeh2yjl wrote
Reply to comment by SameRepair7308 in No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
Smart money saw OP's post and were like fuck that guy in particular
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bakakaldsas t1_jeh2w0o wrote
Reply to Hahahaha such a funny meme (totally not a solution to the stock market pretend its a funny meme so that Reddit parent company doesn't ban) by vangoncho
Where is you trillion of dollars if you are such a genius?
mazarax t1_jeh2tpm wrote
Reply to Beyond Meat? by ScummyCivicOwner
First: Revenue stopped growing:
'22: 418,933
'21: 464,700
'20: 406,785
'19: 297,897
Second: They have never made a profit
Depending on what you have paid for it, I would exit. If you paid $100+, it is too late, you may as well hold it to zero. If you recently bought it, I would sell immediately, before it goes down further.
My simple rule of investing: a corp needs to be either growing, or be profitable. If it is neither, it is dead.
Krapule10 t1_jeh2m2k wrote
Reply to comment by mpi888 in $SCHW YOLO by potato111a
Rich ppl are just dumb they wouldn’t invest that in themselves
Krapule10 t1_jeh2jxo wrote
Reply to $SCHW YOLO by potato111a
Yolo 200k ? Lol okay
Revolutionary-Tie911 t1_jeh2fku wrote
Reply to SPX to 5300 by EOY by expicell
These are the kind of comments I love to see, always reinforces my short positions
Bean_Town_Blender t1_jeh2e9p wrote
Reply to comment by K1rkl4nd in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
10 cents?! Wow there high roller
[deleted] t1_jeh2dbd wrote
Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
I don’t know much about Wall Street, but I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that
Krapule10 t1_jeh2c81 wrote
Reply to Homie doesn’t know how to take a screenshot, somehow degens his way into 6 figures by Waitforsquirtle
You can tell bruh bought 5cons they wemt down papercut he went averaging down wit 200 cons this how people end up with big L blow account instead of getting a papercut. Today he was lucky
awkwaman OP t1_jeh25ku wrote
Reply to comment by 4rr9h2q2e3s0pxjq in TSLA 0dte YOLO by awkwaman
Oof
Conspicuously_Hidden t1_jeh255e wrote
Reply to Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
Yikes. And here I am up 20% YTD. JPOW has all of us bulls in an elephant line.
4rr9h2q2e3s0pxjq t1_jeh233l wrote
Reply to TSLA 0dte YOLO by awkwaman
I was short this option.
Weaves87 t1_jeh2323 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
"Am I wrong?"
"No. No. It's the market that's wrong."
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Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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tjonesmachine93 t1_jeh225l wrote
Reply to comment by Celtic_Legend in "No REALLY, we're doing fine" ~ every bank right now by JPowsSecretlover
Because banking is sticky. People are more reluctant to change banks than cell phone providers. Consider a big bank like BofA with $2T in deposits. Let’s assume 1/3 is just going to be your average Joe or Joe’s plumbing with 10-20k in checking accounts and another 20k in an emergency savings account. Those accounts are yielding 0.02% currently and have been (or less) for a while. So the price to service these accounts is 130M annually. If they were to just automatically pay a competitive 3-4%, that 130M goes to $20B. They know they are too big to fail and if they experience a run the fed will are in, which they have already. Large banks have literally no reason to pass along a good interest rate to customers bc, frankly, they don’t want their deposits.
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McKeyHardlander t1_jeh1zua wrote
Reply to comment by kremlin-cola in Fuking great year so far by Spare-Help562
60k bath reporting in. It took 2 days though, let’s be real.
TRUMPARUSKI t1_jeh3ew9 wrote
Reply to No, I won’t stop buying puts! by Grouchy_Slide_6197
Market can....longer than you can.....