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tcptennis t1_j1gvn8t wrote

If you're looking for a place to poop, you gotta check out the hottest club. It's called "Twice".

Don’t be thrown off when you’re greeted at the door by a rabbi that looks like Joaquin Phoenix — you’re in the right place. Also, it’s owned by Robert Blake.

This place has everything: Gauze, carnival barkers, groups of guys with afros in graduation caps, human fire hydrants (you know, it’s that thing of when high-waisted midgets have like, the red pants and the big ass).

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rooranger t1_j1huwh4 wrote

Ignore the down votes, your post is clever and hilarious. This guy was one of the funniest characters on SNL

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