Submitted by mikeydhakid t3_10p8o2x in washingtondc
KerPop42 t1_j6j9rah wrote
Reply to comment by 6FeetBeneathTheMoon in I asked ChatGPT to write ten headlines about Washington, DC in the style of The Onion by mikeydhakid
I feel like an actual onion headline would include VA-aligned DCrs secretly building a wall to keep Maryland out, and the two movements don't find out about each other until DC has been totally cut off from the rest of the country, in transit and utilities
The article ends with DC starting to descend into a Mad Max hellscape, with one commenter reporting that it's not like a split congress was going to get anything done anyway
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