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There is no god. Just like there is no Santa Clause.

Hey I have more proof Santa is real than God. I got letters and gifts with Santa's signature I even got a picture of him at the mall.

I even saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night

I heard this last night. I thought it was a big plane going by.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGUhVrS-Gs

But there is a sanity clause in most contracts

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there is a God, and Santa is me. I'm making some lists, which one will you be on?

word on the street is Santa loves the ladies

sorry to break it to but that's just a guy who killed santa and took his identity as he's on the run from El Pres Enter, the leader of the christmas cartel. a ruthless gang that smuggled presents filled with drugs.

Sorry for the stupid question, but earthquakes are pretty rare in Wales?

Yeah. This is like a huge earthquake for them.

I slept through it! In a very, very technical sense south Wales is relatively geologically active compared to the rest of the UK, but we never get quakes over about 5.5, and they are still pretty damn rare, like 70 between 1720 and now! This was was 3.7 I think, so pretty mild all things considered.

Living on a huge fault with frequent small earthquakes, I find the reaction to this amusing.